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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Eva Speaks

Enough with ze games. Tonight, Herr President speaks, giving us our greatest gift of ze year--The State of the Union Address. The proper respect vill be shown, or I vill gladly crush every last skull into a puddle of mush with the business end of my stilettos vithout a moment's hesitation.

But don't get the vrong idea about me. Eva Brawn has a softer side, too. Here is a picture of me vith my favorite picture of Herr President:


Love Herr President, love me like you love your whore of a mother, and ve von't have any trouble, you and I.
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Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Tuesday, January 31, 2006 2:21:00 PM) : 

Shit, I like her. Wonder if she has a cell phone ...

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Tuesday, January 31, 2006 2:21:00 PM) : 

Or a cell ...

 

Blogger Eva Brawn said ... (Tuesday, January 31, 2006 2:30:00 PM) : 

You know I've got a cell. Don't pretend like you've never enjoyed yourself there, either, you impudent piece of trash. Vat are you - a liberal?

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Tuesday, January 31, 2006 6:12:00 PM) : 

Eva, I am very jealous of your long skinny arms. Where kin I git me some long skinny arms like you got?

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Wednesday, February 01, 2006 6:04:00 AM) : 

I was wondering if we might hook up after my Promise Keepers meeting.

 

Blogger Pam said ... (Wednesday, February 01, 2006 10:55:00 AM) : 

I was wondering if we might hook up after my Promise Keepers meeting.

After that, you and Eva can hit the gay bars and dance with Ken Mehlman.

 

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