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Sunday, February 12, 2006

So, I've been thinkin'

Since the president/emperor/savior blessed us with the super secret knowledge that he had single-handedly wiretapped and tortured a terrorist plot involving "southeast Asians" in Los Angeles right out of existence, something occurred to me. We need to reopen the internment camps.

Anyone whose eyes aren't 110% round, need to be interned and reeducated. The bad news is that such an internment would include some of our greatest thinkers, like Michelle Malkin, but even Michelle supports the idea (click the headline). She is one patriotic hottie, who does not look odd in any way whatsoever.

The good news is that Tiger Woods will be interned, which will give some white golfers a chance to win at golf again. Don't worry, we'll get Vijay Singh, too. Tear those greens up, John Daly!

I know this might seem rash, but can we really take chances in this post September 11 world? If there's even a small chance that an Asian person might be a terrorist, or even just a non-terrorist Muslim, we have to keep an eye on them. The best way to do that is to put them in camps. After all, I don't want cameras looking into my windows!

Now that I think about it, a lot of blacks are Muslims, too. I think for this program to be effective, we should really include the blacks, too.

Damn, wasn't that Jose Padilla one of them Latinos? Throw them in the camps, too.

Of course we're going to intern the Middle Eastern Muslims, too. That goes without saying. I guess I should have said it, but I thought it was implied, plus I don't know what shape their eyes are.

I think the easiest way to run this program is if we build the camps around Indian casinos. That way, the Indians (the ones we conquered, not the Gandhi ones, because they're in the camps) who don't work in the casino could be guards at the camps. Apart from red-blooded whites, the American Indians are the only ones I trust.

Well, let's get started. I'm sure Halliburton already has the contract.
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Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Sunday, February 12, 2006 3:51:00 PM) : 

The camps need to be at railheads ... wait - I've got some old plans around here somewheres ...

 

Blogger Gothamimage said ... (Monday, February 13, 2006 2:58:00 AM) : 

Daly is an excellent golfer. His tecnique is not at the Woods level, but then again, no one else's' is.

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:28:00 AM) : 

Richie goddam. You always think up stuff just right. I dreamed of a world many times where there aint any slanty-eye folks and this here's the way.

I gotta hand it to you, mister. You really read yer Bible!

 

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