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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

SOTU: Better Zan Sex

Let me tell you somezing: Zat State of der Union address vas enough to leave me sexually satisfied for anozer year. Herr President gives good speech, if you know vat I mean.

The only part I didn't like vas vhen those despicable, scheisskopf Democrats stood up and cheered at Herr President's failure to reform Social Security. Every one of zheir traitorous, liberal asses should be exiled to France, a country so vile even zheir treasonous shenanigans will go unnoticed.

The only likeable thing about Tim Kaine was his eyebrows. Zhey reminded me of meine Mutti.
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Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Wednesday, February 01, 2006 11:24:00 AM) : 

But the French published the Muhammad cartoons ... how fucked up is that?

 

Blogger Lil' Sniper said ... (Wednesday, February 01, 2006 11:30:00 AM) : 

Dear Eva:

I'm lerning German in my homeschool. It's hard. You guys killed my grandpa but my Dad said it was some guy named Franklin D. Roosenfeld's fault.

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Wednesday, February 01, 2006 12:48:00 PM) : 

Oh, don't get me started on the french. We aren't calling them freedom fries for nuthin. I also have decided to make freedom toast for my kids and bake freedom bread, so's they don't even know french is a word.

 

Blogger 'Bean said ... (Wednesday, February 01, 2006 1:43:00 PM) : 

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Blogger Philbert Suggs said ... (Wednesday, February 01, 2006 1:44:00 PM) : 

Eva baby,

When it comes to promoting our right-hanging values, fighting for a strong state, selling nationalism as the patriotic experience, forwarding the Godly robust agenda of patriarchy or utilizing fear to advance our traditional values we cherish so passionately....who needs sex? Who?
Nothing is as sensual anyway as a patriotic rally or a march for liberty through a tree lined street in a rural american town! Nothing is even closely as erotic as a Toby Keith prayer gathering or a weekend church group coyote hunting trip. When you have all of these simple things which our Lord Father gives to us from the love of his heart of hearts, who needs that naughty, dirty, filthy, deplorable, anxiety filled activity ANYWAY! Only whores, I tell YOU! Bad women! Evil Gay Hollywood AGENDERS!

Ok..anyway...uhm......here are some links for your alls new site...These places will help our people stay pure and more strongerer!

http://ourwayoflife.org/

http://christianguard.org/

http://eatsleephunt.com/

http://whitefriendsnetwork.com/


God Bless Ye.

Sports-manly yours,

Philbert

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Wednesday, February 01, 2006 1:53:00 PM) : 

Who's the fat fuck?

 

Blogger Neil Shakespeare said ... (Wednesday, February 01, 2006 3:17:00 PM) : 

LOL! Thanks for the laughs.

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Wednesday, February 01, 2006 3:40:00 PM) : 

Don't make fun of Philbert! HE is manly and likes to hunt. What more would you want as a commenter on our fine blog!

I think he's sexy, sort of like Elvis in the 70's.

 

Blogger Philbert Suggs said ... (Wednesday, February 01, 2006 6:13:00 PM) : 

Betty Jo,

I appreciate the compliments. I
believe however that you might have misunderstood Reichsminister karl's comments as a put down.
He was actually being polite and honorable to me in his greetings. The expression is actually an old Germanic rural term pronounced with the Bavarian tongueing as "Vat Fuch". It is a description of affection towards a people of a small tiny village where there has been much hospitality and lessons taught to the younger visitors or travelers. It actually means "What Folk" or also "What a Man Of The rural community!!"

Betty Jo,
One more thing I'm in my late thirties not my seventies and I do not understand why you mention Elvis and me in the same sentence. I'm confused at those comments just as you were confused at Mr Karls compliments of my German rural maleness.

Sports-manly yours,

Philbert

 

Blogger Frederick said ... (Wednesday, February 01, 2006 7:18:00 PM) : 

Even France is to good for zee vile Democrats, did your zee Frau Hillary's cheshire cat grin ven Dear Leader was explaining the Terrorist Survailance program to zee Dumkophfs?!

Tchuess

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Thursday, February 02, 2006 8:46:00 AM) : 

Exactly ... what Suggs said.

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Thursday, February 02, 2006 9:34:00 PM) : 

Laugh while you can, Shakespeare. You'll be in a camp soon enough.

 

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