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Monday, February 13, 2006

Talking Points for Responding to Cheney Hunting Accident

1. Remember. No one died.
2. Of course it is Whittington's fault. It is proper procedure to tap the hunter on the back before you sneak up on him.
3. At least he didn't kill someone like Ted Kennedy did.

And, if all else fails, just scream "CHAPPAQUIDDICK" at the top of your lungs and run out of the room.
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Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said ... (Monday, February 13, 2006 2:44:00 PM) : 

http://www.weddingcrashersmovie.com/index_quail.htm

Seriously, you HAVE to go play this game. I only, moments ago, stopped wetting myself.

 

Blogger Robot Buddha said ... (Monday, February 13, 2006 3:20:00 PM) : 

All very good points "Pepper" hee. hee.

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Monday, February 13, 2006 4:14:00 PM) : 

Kramer - thanks for that ... now I understand how difficult it was for the Vice President to judge ...

 

Blogger double plus mal said ... (Monday, February 13, 2006 4:17:00 PM) : 

At least now, the liberals won't be so quick to point to Cheney's absent combat record!

 

Blogger Philbert Suggs said ... (Monday, February 13, 2006 4:32:00 PM) : 

LGFerz,

Please add this link to the "talking points" you will be uhmmm speaking. This comes directly from the white house to the GOP headquarters in Bakersfield.
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Dear menz,

Pleaze refer to the foullowing link for informationz on how Dick huntz.

http://hsus.org/legislation_laws/wayne_pacelle_the_animal_advocate/cheneys_canned_kill_and_other_hunting_excesses_of_the_bush_administration.html

Also pleaze change from no one was killed to
"Fowl massacre! Many many birds killed on Armstrong ranch."
The recent poll on Fox news shows that the American people prefer lots of dead birds to make this hunting story appear to be more patriotic.

Sportsmanly yourz,

Philbert

 

Anonymous The Biblical Voice Of Charlton Heston said ... (Monday, February 13, 2006 5:07:00 PM) : 

Dear Reichsminster Karl,
Your thinly veiled threat to send me via Amtrak to a Virginia based Idiot Internment camp will be made public!!!

You cannot silence the hippie demographic!!

Don't make me punch Brunnhilde.

 

Blogger TheCultureGhost said ... (Monday, February 13, 2006 9:35:00 PM) : 

And remember: The Wartime Vice-President did a manly American thing...killing stuff and drawing blood.

Not like that Clinton feller who did a nasty with a Jewish girl...in the Oval Office.

 

Anonymous lily said ... (Tuesday, February 14, 2006 6:57:00 AM) : 

How can you not love dead birds?

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Tuesday, February 14, 2006 7:09:00 AM) : 

Biblical voice - who said anything about Amtrak? Cattle cars ...

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:24:00 AM) : 

Cheney was huntin and killed hisself 70 birds, and all they gotta obcess about is that some senile coot got in the way?

A course, this isn't a big story. I got peppered in the face plenty by shot. You don't see me makin no headlines. Sheeeit.

 

Blogger The Fat Lady Sings said ... (Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:05:00 PM) : 

Looks like they might actually need that Chappaquiddick line. That guy is not doing so well. It will be interesting to see if there are any repercussions at all if the man dies.

 

Blogger TheCultureGhost said ... (Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:42:00 PM) : 

Two words: VINCE FOSTER!

That should silence all those attacking Dick.

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Wednesday, February 15, 2006 1:59:00 PM) : 

Vicne Foster and Vicne Foster was killed by hillary!

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Wednesday, February 15, 2006 2:42:00 PM) : 

I heard from Esperto that Al Gore held down Vince Froster so's Hillary could shoot his head clean off.

Why ain't they in jail, them murderin bunch? Sex with a Jewish girl and shootin a guy in the haid. I tell you, we sure put up with a lot in them Clinton years.

 

Anonymous Heather Belitsky aka Jheka said ... (Saturday, February 18, 2006 2:17:00 PM) : 

These organisms that attack handsome Dick Cheney are subhuman trash. They are not worthy of being considered as equal in any respect that matters to civilized human beings like our brave quail shooting Vice-President. The subhuman organisms that slander and attack Mr. Cheney support communistic gun control laws and encourage the seizure of lawfully owned hunting weapons needed to hunt quail and other wild game for food. The subhuman organisms that attack Cheney must be eliminated from this earth and their worthless, hateful, putrid wastes of skin and organs that carry and spread their ideology of gun control and weapon confiscation must be shot down.

Jheka

 

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