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Sunday, February 26, 2006

Us grrls have to stick together



It has recently come to my attention that some Internet jokester, "Bachem Macuno", has been dissing my home girl, Ann Coulter, with "his" anonymous blog, "I had carnal relations with Ann Coulter in the Greek Manner, aggressively." (Not the real title, but there are children reading this post!)

I happen to know Ann very well, and I know she does not take it "in the Greek manner." Quite the contrary. That woman has a collection of strap-ons you would not believe, and she knows how to use them. We once did a threesome with George Stephanopolous --

Oh, yes. I'm forgetting the children.

But "Mr. Macuno" presented me with a problem. How could I defend Ann's honor if I couldn't even find this fellow? Figuring he would be a repeat offender, I began frequenting Farmer's Market, looking for young men who matched his profile. Before the week's end, I found him, a scraggly fellow wearing a purple beret and a holey Che Guevara tee shirt. He had a stack of books in front of him: Maureen Dowd's Are Men Necessary?, Richard Clarke's Against all Enemies, and the clincher, Jon Stewart's America the Book.

Oh, yeah. This was my guy.

I'll not stoop to "Mr. Macuno's" level by giving you the gory details of our encounter. Let's just say I'm still cleaning him off my fist.

Mal!
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Blogger Blue Gal said ... (Sunday, February 26, 2006 11:13:00 AM) : 

Double Plus, you are double double good good. Defending Ann Coulter without stooping can be difficult. See you in church!

 

Blogger Robot Buddha said ... (Sunday, February 26, 2006 12:20:00 PM) : 

Smells like NeoCon Victory! Yeow!

 

Blogger double plus mal said ... (Sunday, February 26, 2006 2:50:00 PM) : 

Wow! Thanks, guys. Ann's such a trooper, I knew she wouldn't want to waste her precious ink on a fool like Macuno. But if we let him get away with a diatribe against Ann, who would be next? Someone might even accuse Bill O'Reilly of sexual harassment!

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Sunday, February 26, 2006 3:04:00 PM) : 

That picture is disturbing on so many levels ...

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Monday, February 27, 2006 7:43:00 AM) : 

One vould hope you did NOT enjoy fistink zis untermenschen? Zat you merely pummeled his exterior and zen put vun up hizz pooperchuter for good measure?

 

Blogger double plus mal said ... (Monday, February 27, 2006 9:33:00 AM) : 

Ja, Carl, ja.

Ooo ja ja . . .

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Tuesday, February 28, 2006 1:23:00 PM) : 

I find that pitcher oddly alluring. And oh yeah disturbin too. Where was Ann when she pulled that there cart? Can I get a ride?

 

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