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Monday, February 06, 2006

Where's the USA when our allies need them?

Relatives attack sunk ferry firm:
"Angry relatives of hundreds of passengers killed when a ferry sank in the Red Sea on Friday have attacked the offices of the ship's owners.

A mob broke into Al-Salam Maritime's offices in Safaga, Egypt, and began throwing the contents onto the street.

They destroyed furniture and attacked a fire engine before riot police used tear gas to restore order."
As a stockholder in Al-Salam Maritime, I am calling on Washington to intervene in these riots before further profits are jeopardized!

I mean, goddamn, what do these people expect? Things like boat maintenance and lifejackets cost money! Money that comes out of my goddamned pocket as a stockholder!

The great thing about capitalism is that you are free to carry around a lifejacket at all times if you wish, and a fire extinguisher, and a gun. I know I do.

These "victims" had it coming by not being prepared. Stop whining, and stop depending on the corporations that you serve for protection. This ain't commie China.

Secretary Rumsfeld, you better get on this, before these Victimo-Fascists leave Al-Salam Maritime and start attacking the Tamiflu factory.
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Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Monday, February 06, 2006 6:28:00 AM) : 

What's the ticker symbol on that stock? I want to short it ...

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Monday, February 06, 2006 6:36:00 AM) : 

It's in the Egyptian exchange as SUNK.

 

Blogger TheCultureGhost said ... (Monday, February 06, 2006 2:19:00 PM) : 

Good thing the captain got off the ship as quickly as he did. Now he can report to the insurance claims people so a settlement can be issued for the shareholders' loss as soon as possible. Smart lad!

 

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