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Sunday, March 12, 2006

Benedict Feingold

Wisconsin Senator, Presidential wannabe, and big nose Russ Feingold wants to censure Our President, thus providing aid and comfort to our enemies across the globe:

In an exclusive interview on "This Week with George Stephanopoulos," Democratic Sen. Russ Feingold called on the Senate to publicly admonish President Bush for approving domestic wiretaps on American citizens without first seeking a legally required court order.

"This conduct is right in the strike zone of the concept of high crimes and misdemeanors," said Feingold, D-Wis., a three-term senator and potential presidential contender.

I have to admit, the man has balls of brass. He's admitting that his unconscionable plan constitutes "high crimes and misdemeanors," yet he still persists in this infantile attempt to help Al Qaeda! Senator Feingold, for shame.

Fortunately, Senator Frist is providing a lone voice of reason:

"Russ is just wrong, he is flat wrong, he is dead wrong," Frist said.

He went on to say, "Russ's floor motion hasn't a chance. It is no more! It has ceased to be! It has expired and gone to meet its maker! The censure is a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If Russ hadn't sealed it in an envelope it would be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolic processes are now history! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off it's mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-MOTION!!"

Sadly, at that moment an enormous foot came out of the sky and crushed him.

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Blogger Frederick said ... (Monday, March 13, 2006 1:06:00 AM) : 

That you even write about this traitor gives aid and comfort to the enemy, why I was so dejected reading of Dear Leaders alleged missteps, I almost thought to through my lot in with such a traitor as this Shylock Feingold. Good thing the sensible words of our Dear Leader to be, Dr Frist, brought me back to my senses. You should be ashamed for even speaking of such matters!

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Monday, March 13, 2006 11:14:00 AM) : 

Vat hast der Fuhr--Preshident zaid dat reqvires CENSORING???

Gott in Himmel! Vot are dese liberals comink to?

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Monday, March 13, 2006 11:15:00 AM) : 

Jah, Mein agreeink mit Fred dat der Feingold...dat says it all right zere!...ist eine traitor, jah.

 

Blogger garth2 said ... (Monday, March 13, 2006 12:51:00 PM) : 

The thought of Respected Comrade Frist being crushed by a giant foot, even in fantasy, fills me with sadness. I have to leave to light a candle in front of the altar, the little one a bit to the right of the big Bush altar, but still nice. I will reflect on stock disclosure.

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Tuesday, March 14, 2006 9:17:00 AM) : 

Why they wanna censor President Bush? He don't really cuss all that much. Why cain't they just bleep out his cuss words and blur the TV when he give the finger? I knows they gotta be censoring Vice President Cheney alla time 'cause he use the f word like it's goin outa style.

 

Blogger davboz said ... (Thursday, March 23, 2006 10:22:00 PM) : 

Hi!--I'm stupid!
....or am I with stupid?...I forget

 

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