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Sunday, March 05, 2006

Cindi Assécher: Making Progress

Longtime readers know that I, like our President, champion a Culture of Life. Never have we Life Championers been more challenged than in the case of little Cindi Assécher.

Hers is a heartbreaking story of neglect and abuse -- first at the hands of her foster parents, and then by certain liberofascist officials who insisted she be deprived of her right to life. But those of us who care about children rallied to Cindi's cause. Who can fail to remember without teary eye or quickened pulse Senator Frist's rousing speech on the Senate floor, wherein he proclaimed after watching a four-minute videotape of Cindi,

I saw distinct and unequivocal evidence of breathing, and so I must dispute, nay, contradict Cindi's diagnosis of Persistent Dessicated State. I also saw Cindi give her nurses a "thumb's up" [see photo], something most PDS sufferers cannot do. In fact, she kept her thumb up through a long and extensive period of questioning regarding her condition, including the question, 'Do you want to live?'

After a considerable media furor, Senator Frist and his colleagues prevailed, and the feeding tube and intravenous line were replaced. Three weeks later, I'm delighted to report that Cindi Assécher can eat Cream of Wheat "with minimal dribble," according to Sandra Menteur, RN:

"It really is quite miraculous [said Nurse Menteur]. I've never seen anything quite like it. With assistance, Cindi can wave, bounce balloons, and can even tap out a few of Gene Krupa's famous drum solos."

Surely a heartwarming story for an otherwise cold, dreary Sunday morning.

Next up on the Culture of Life Battleground: the War on Condoms. How many trillions of potential humans must die before we eradicate these miniature holocausts in foil wrappers?

-- Mal!
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Blogger K. Ron Silkwood said ... (Sunday, March 05, 2006 11:12:00 AM) : 

Condoms must be marketed for tinted people only. Although it might be cheaper to just sterilize them at birth. They could be given a special injection and told it was a preventative vaccine for bird flu. We would have to get rid of all darkie doctors first, because one of them would blab about the program. Maybe the 'hoods could just be sprayed from low-flying planes. Maybe special tvs that irradiate them. Something has to be done, dammit!


Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Sunday, March 05, 2006 12:43:00 PM) : 

It's too bad that the evil libruls din't let Mr. Frist help that poor Terry Chivo. That there still burns me up.

Condoms just kill babies like you say, Mal. This here is a very brave post, cause if'n the feminist ladies see it you are in big trouble.


Blogger Carl said ... (Tuesday, March 07, 2006 2:15:00 PM) : 

Vere do ve donate to bring zis poor girl out of her shtup-her?


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