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Thursday, March 16, 2006

How DARE she?


This little missy sure got some splainin to do. Who does she think she is, snubbing Our President Bush? Yes. I ain't lyin here. President Bush invited this here little lady to a social function and she flat-out turned him down! I am reeling from the shock yawl.

She just a sexy blonde bimbo after all. Who she think she is, tellin the President she's too good to be at a social function with him? I tell ya, God's gonna be really pissed off at this hear blondy. I just wonder what she thinks she's gone say to God next time she's in church. Is she gone say she's sorry? Or is she gone just keep on actin like she's God hersself.

Well, this news was very upsetting to me so I thought I'd share it with yawl. Who knew Jessica Simpson was a stinkin mofo patchooli-wearin, tree-humpin librul? Damn.
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Blogger Frederick said ... (Thursday, March 16, 2006 7:27:00 PM) : 

She'll burn in hell with the Dixie Chicks...

 

Blogger Philbert Suggs said ... (Friday, March 17, 2006 12:51:00 AM) : 

Sorry B J,
yet you know where your place is!!!
BUTT your post is a perfect example of why women should never leave the home/compound/bible trailer!!
This is also why right-winger tough guys only trust men for important things like honor, tradition, hairitage and warrioring!
Can you imagine what this women would be like if she were a foxhole?
Remember this troops...
There are no Atheists in her foxhole!!
Just ask Nic...!
Rememebr what we all fought for!!!
Remember the Alamo-ney!

God Bless the L G Fers!!

Philbert
Men Fighting Against The Women

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Friday, March 17, 2006 2:22:00 PM) : 

Philbert, you done fell outa yore camper onta yore head agin, ain't you? But thanks for blessin us to the Lord and all. I sure like readin 'bout them young Republican hunter types. I never kilt me a wild hog. I'd surely like to kill me a wild hog!

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Monday, March 20, 2006 11:38:00 AM) : 

Betty Cho,

She probably turned der Fuhr--errrr, Preshident down in order to save face for him...she could not halp herself and offered to give him eine jobben der blow...

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Tuesday, March 21, 2006 11:35:00 AM) : 

I hope he aint' fallin for the blow job cause that will get the President impeached. You know how Americans frown upon sex!

 

Blogger Tracey said ... (Wednesday, March 22, 2006 1:56:00 PM) : 

Did any of you see that Porn-Fest called "The Dukes of Hazzard"? No, not the TV show, which was a wholesome celebration of southern culture. I mean that smut-fest of a movie. As far as I'm concerned, that little Jessica Slutson should stay as far away from President Bush as possible.

 

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