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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

It takes a hero to cut and run


President Bush vowed for the first time yesterday to turn over most of Iraq to newly trained Iraqi troops by the end of this year, setting a specific benchmark as he kicked off a fresh drive to reassure Americans alarmed by the recent burst of sectarian violence.

Bush, who until now has resisted concrete timelines as the Iraq war dragged on longer than he expected, outlined the target in the first of a series of speeches intended to lay out his strategy for victory.


I'm pretty sure that all along the president has been saying that we would definitely set timetables and that we would pull out of Iraq quickly. At least, that's what I remember.

This is all part of the Strategy for Victory in Iraq that came out a few months ago. Don't believe me? Read it! I dare you. Because, it's in there. It really is! And, if it's not in your copy, well, then you're copy must not be updated. It's right there on page 512: "Out by November 2006."

What do you mean your copy only has 30 pages? Did you download it from the Fox News web site? Well, there's your problem. You probably got it from those queers over at NPR who filter all the good stuff out.

Check it again. It's there.

Jean Schmidt? Who the hell is Jean Schmidt? Never heard of him.

Murtha? Who now? Sorry. I have a very important phone call to make.

Not cutting and running!

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Blogger Carl said ... (Tuesday, March 14, 2006 8:05:00 AM) : 

Jah, Herr McWhite! Mein copay of zer strategery hast all t'ousand pages, und et clearly shtates "mitdrawal by November 2006"!

Vot ist wrong mit dese peoples!?!?!?!

 

Blogger Helen Wheels said ... (Tuesday, March 14, 2006 9:08:00 AM) : 

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Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Tuesday, March 14, 2006 9:11:00 AM) : 

Alls I know is thet President Bush makes his dicisions based up on what the Lord God hisself done told him. Sometimes, the Lord changes his goddammn mind! It's his peroggative! So, it aint' President Bush whose cuttin and runnin. It's the Lord. But if'n the Lord wants ta do it, then it's the right thing to do. See?

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Tuesday, March 14, 2006 9:48:00 AM) : 

Richie, it's time you came in for a little chat.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Tuesday, March 14, 2006 12:14:00 PM) : 

Dat ist correct, Betty Cho. You are a vise voman.

 

Blogger davboz said ... (Monday, March 20, 2006 10:29:00 PM) : 

"In satire,we often find the purest truth"
Well,hyahhh!Ah'll be damned if as soon as Ah'm giitin' crittercized for never bendin' my mind from one rigid plan,that Ah bend a little and give 'em a rough outline for pullin' out da boys even though Ah know it ain't proper war strategy but they crittercize me for bendin' my mind from one rigid plan. They just don' make no since.

 

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