Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
Keshia Dixonclaimed her abusive boyfriend woke her up three years ago with a gun to her head, a punch in the face and a demand that she break the law and buy him more weapons.
Dixon was convicted of federal guns charges, and the Supreme Court considered Tuesday whether she was given a fair chance to make the case that she was under duress at the time.
Folks, the Bible says that you're supposed to buy guns for your husband. Although the article says "boyfriend," I'm sure that's just a typo, since the article also says that "Keisha" has children. If she's not married, where did they come from? Stupid liberal media.
I don't care what the law says about felons not being able to own guns, the 2nd Amendment allows that dude to join the militia. And, if he's got to punch Keisha in the face a few times to do it, well, then you can just blame Thomas Jefferson for that shit.
I'm not really sure what my point is with this post, but I think that the Supreme Court should use this case to overturn Roe v. Wade. There.
I'll bet Nicky Hilton buys her husband guns with her freakish man hands and her Ann Coulter hair and good looks.