Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
My 5 Point Plan (we told junior it was a "strategery")
1) Deploy guns and badges (to play to the conservative base on illegal immigration using the cloak of Homeland Security). 2) Make Wall Street happy (through tax cuts). 3) Brag more ("highlight the glimmer of success in Iraq"). 4) Reclaim security issue by playing tough with Iran (on Iran, "Democrats will lose"). 5) Court the press (offer Tony Snow of Fox News the job of White House press secretary - looks like he'll acccept).