They Think I'm Finished ...
| My 5 Point Plan (we told junior it was a "strategery") 1) Deploy guns and badges (to play to the conservative base on illegal immigration using the cloak of Homeland Security). 2) Make Wall Street happy (through tax cuts). 3) Brag more ("highlight the glimmer of success in Iraq"). 4) Reclaim security issue by playing tough with Iran (on Iran, "Democrats will lose"). 5) Court the press (offer Tony Snow of Fox News the job of White House press secretary - looks like he'll acccept). |
posted by Reichsminister Karl at 9:09 AM
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Much applause, Mein Herr! Dat's a gut plan, jah! Und it only sherves notice to der lilly livered liberals dat ve are not irrelevant!
Thet there sounds like a real good plan. I sure like that Tony Snow!
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