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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Bringing out the big dogs

Photo'Dog the Bounty Hunter' Weds
Duane 'Dog' Chapman, star of A&E's reality show 'Dog the Bounty Hunter,' poses with his longtime sidekick, Beth Smith after their Hawaiian Wedding.


These two great white Americans deserve all the love and happiness in the world, and after their honeymoon, they should get back to rounding up illegals and catapulting them across the border with Dog's massive pythons.

Also, I hope Beth can finally find the time time and money to remove those crippling chest tumors.
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Blogger pissed off patricia said ... (Tuesday, May 23, 2006 7:49:00 AM) : 

Oh shit, what if they reproduce and give birth to something?

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Tuesday, May 23, 2006 9:15:00 AM) : 

PoP,

Dey did. In fact, der vedding took place der day after his daughter's deat'

Dat's de American vay! Marry der bitch you've been schtupping for decades, and ven der kid dies, shrug und move on!

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Tuesday, May 23, 2006 9:30:00 AM) : 

PoP, what do you mean, if?

Don't you know that we need more white babies?

Come on, lady! Get your shit together!

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Tuesday, May 23, 2006 11:01:00 AM) : 

Mein humbly volunteer mein shervices to knocking der PoP oop.

 

Blogger pissed off patricia said ... (Tuesday, May 23, 2006 12:35:00 PM) : 

Damn richie, you're right. What was I thinking? I know what happened. I dropped the party line and forgot to pick it up again.

I'll keep a tighter grip on it in the future.

Imagine the fine creature these two refined creatures could produce. I would suggest a name for the little dog/child. How about spot or spike.

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Wednesday, May 24, 2006 5:24:00 AM) : 

That's okay, PoP. I forgive you. Jesus, however, is still kinda pissed.

 

Blogger pissed off patricia said ... (Wednesday, May 24, 2006 8:31:00 AM) : 

Sometimes Jesus needs to take a deep breath and relax. I tell him that everytime he talks to me and the NSA agent on my heaven hot line.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Wednesday, May 24, 2006 11:13:00 AM) : 

pissed off patricia said...
Sometimes Jesus needs to take a deep breath and relax.


If zomeone gave Him ein blowzhob...

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Wednesday, May 24, 2006 1:02:00 PM) : 

They're white, but they're disturbing somehow ...

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Wednesday, May 24, 2006 3:18:00 PM) : 

Oh them folks is my favorites! I'm so happy for them!

They should have a ton o babies 'cause theys totally the perfect people don't yawl think so?

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Thursday, May 25, 2006 8:51:00 AM) : 

Betty Jo Goering said...
Oh them folks is my favorites! I'm so happy for them!

They should have a ton o babies 'cause theys totally the perfect people don't yawl think so?


Dey are outshtanding exampulls of der master race...I mean, Americans. Look at der arms on Dog. And dose large American breastses on hiss bitch.

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Thursday, May 25, 2006 11:24:00 AM) : 

Those are breasts? I just assumed she had cancer. Certainly they're not augmented. No one would want 92 pounds of extra weight on her chest, right?

 

Blogger Famulus said ... (Friday, May 26, 2006 3:49:00 AM) : 

You mean these people are real? I just assumed that they are another of these yankie doodle TV shows with a massive prosthetics budget.

Well, I say!

Don't you people just move them down to one of those gheto things and forget them?

We do. Works very well here you know. I never get bothered by their sort anymore.

So, these children of theirs. Are they allowed out without medication? Must be awfully exciting to see them in public. Spifffy.

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Friday, May 26, 2006 5:27:00 AM) : 

Yes, Famu, they certainly aren't high-quality entertainment like Upstairs Downstairs or Fawulty Towers or any of that namby pamby gibberish you guys watch.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Friday, May 26, 2006 8:36:00 AM) : 

Famulus said...
You mean these people are real?


As real as der Spice Girls, fancypantsboy...

 

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