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Saturday, May 13, 2006

Damn Lefty Hipocriticals!

The same people who are gettin all wigged out because the NSA collected phone call records were theyselves congrajulating the Palm Beach county prosecutor's office when they was rifling through Rush Limbaugh's private medical records. Go figure! It's hipocritical I tells you.

Some folks are claimin they don't like the goverment lissening up to our calls. The truth is that the NSA ain't got the time or even the manpower to lissen up to your boring-ass conversations with Aunt Maggie Jo. They's only "connecting the dots" of phone call records with known terrist suspects. Nobody is listening to your conversations, so quit whining, you damn whining libruals.

Here's what you should worry about, if'n you insist on worrying about something else besides being blowed up by a terrist: Many Windows PCs are chock full with hidden spiesware programs that track users keylogging, hijack browsers, plant cookies, and other user data mining. Why ain't the general public milling around Microsoft's front gate with torches and pitchforks and AK-47's over that THERE issue and demanding better security yawl? It seems to Bettty Jo, if we're really concerned about privacy, we should start at the house of Bill Gates, yawl.

Anyhow, all our personal information is already "out there" in some form or another (in my case, thanks to my cousin, Billy Bob, who stoled my credit card last week). It's really hard to get all parinoid about the NSA logging my phone call to the terrist cell at "Dominos Pizza". Ironicly, them mofo libruals on the left got their panties in a bind over the NSA program, even though they din't seem to care when Clinton done spied on them.

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Blogger Carl said ... (Saturday, May 13, 2006 3:08:00 PM) : 

Betty Cho, dere, dere, now, ve don't vant a fine upshtanding young patriot like yourself to shtress hershelf out zo...but vasn't your husband's name Billy Bob ass vell?

Anyvay, I'm chure you'll be fine...maybe eef you taken your clodes offen...

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Saturday, May 13, 2006 8:41:00 PM) : 

Betty Jo, every time I read your lucid words, I get this strong sensation that you sound just like Britney Spears. And, you are just as smart.

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Sunday, May 14, 2006 6:20:00 AM) : 

Don't be so sure ... Dominos has been home to quite a few terrorists ...

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Sunday, May 14, 2006 10:45:00 AM) : 

Awww, richie! Thanks. I never thought I'd ever be as smart as a big star like Britney. That really makes Betty Jo's day yawl.

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Sunday, May 14, 2006 10:46:00 AM) : 

Carl, my hubby is dead to me now since he went and joined the Minutemaids. So I ain't even gone comment on what his damn name was! Sheesh.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Sunday, May 14, 2006 10:49:00 AM) : 

Mein apolojeez, betty Cho...ist dat vy you let me shleep over der last time ve...."met"?

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Monday, May 15, 2006 4:28:00 PM) : 

Awww, I cain't remember thet kinda stuff after a bottle of Southern Comfert, Carl!

 

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