Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
Secretary of State Kenneth Blackwell won the GOP nomination for governor Tuesday after campaigning as the best candidate to deliver his party from a year of political scandals and infighting.
Blackwell gained fame as the Republican chief elections official in Ohio in 2004, when the state returned President Bush to the White House. Blackwell also served in the Reagan administration and is known for carrying a Bible to events.
When I first saw the picture, I thought that Ken Blackwell was the old white guy and I was happy. And then, someone at my moose lodge Tuesday night euchre tournament told me that it was the black guy.
Now, I love this Bible-carrying true believer and believe that he can deliver Ohio from abortions and the queers, but I hate him because he's not white. It's just natural. White people are afraid of blacks. It's all part of Intelligent Design.
So, if I move to Ohio and vote, who the hell should I vote for? The pussy Democrat? Please.
I guess I'm just going to have to stay out of Ohio. It's either going to be taken over by the queer-lovin' loony left, or it's going to be run by some black guy. Aren't there any all-white states any more? What's going on in Idaho these days?