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Tuesday, May 02, 2006

The War on Terror is Over -- We Won



Report: Top Al Qaeda Fugitive Detained - CBS News
A top al Qaeda leader whose links stretch from Afghan terror training camps to extremist networks operating throughout Europe has been detained in Pakistan and possibly handed over to American authorities, according to a U.S. law enforcement official. Mustafa Setmarian Nasar, a Syrian who also holds Spanish citizenship, was captured in a November 2005 sting operation in the southwestern Pakistani city of Quetta that left one person dead, said the American official, who declined to be identified further because the matter is sensitive.


Thank goodness we now have this "top al Qaeda fugitive" in custody. I have to admit that I have never even heard of this guy before today, but I'm sure it's just because I wasn't paying attention. I am sure that in the many hours of Bible study in which I have engaged over the past few years, the president must have given several dozen speeches about the importance of capturing Mustafa Setmarian Nasar.

Now, let's that sumbitch on a secret CIA flight, tap all the phones of people named Mustafa, and send him to an eastern European prison where the U.S. does not torture its detainees, though I'm not going to swear that they don't watch while musclebound Albanians do it. 

Im just so happy that the war on terror is over.  I never thought I'd see this day.  Hooray for the president!  And hooray for the military dictatorship our democratic ally in Pakistan!
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Blogger Carl said ... (Tuesday, May 02, 2006 11:02:00 AM) : 

Mein prayed for dis dayt to cum! I velcome mit der open arms dis terroririst fugitive from justass!

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Tuesday, May 02, 2006 12:51:00 PM) : 

He looks like the bass player for fucking ZZ Top,

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Tuesday, May 02, 2006 6:30:00 PM) : 

I kinda thought he looked like if Eric Stoltz and Cat Stevens had a baby.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Wednesday, May 03, 2006 6:15:00 AM) : 

Orshon Velles' illegitimate son...

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Wednesday, May 03, 2006 6:21:00 AM) : 

I always heard Orson Welles spread his seed in Syrian brothels.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Wednesday, May 03, 2006 8:39:00 AM) : 

Orson Velles shpread his sheed in brothels? Vy not sistels, like a heterosexual????

 

Blogger pissed off patricia said ... (Wednesday, May 03, 2006 10:59:00 AM) : 

These "top guys" are like toys in cracker jack boxs. We find one in every week.

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Friday, May 05, 2006 11:46:00 AM) : 

I am so happy that we won the war. I'm gone go out, kill me some squirrels, and celebrate. I might kick some homeless too if I'm feelin particularly frisky.

 

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