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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Ann Coulter Eats


NEW YORK - Conservative author Ann Coulter, in the midst of her new book tour for Godless: The Church of Liberalism, snatched a mother's newborn child from her arms last night and swallowed her whole.

Bonnie Seaberg, the mother of six-week old Jennifer, stood in horror as Coulter unhinged her jaw and dropped the infant straight down her gullet. "Yes, I was wearing a 'Gore in '08' button," Seaberg began, teary-eyed, "but it's a free country, isn't it? And that woman, that devil-whore-Nazi-cokehead, spotted me and my little Jenny, stopped reading in mid-sentence, ripped her from my bosom and swallowed her like a grape."

Coulter, in her defense, says, "Look, every audience member who shows up at my book tour must sign a release form. Okay? It specifically affirms that they are not a liberal, are not having liberal thoughts and are not wearing any liberal paraphernalia. Period. I?m very upfront about that. All right?"
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Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:02:00 PM) : 

I know this isn't true, because it doesn't involve purging.

 

Blogger Michelle said ... (Thursday, June 15, 2006 12:27:00 AM) : 

Hey, as long as you don't abort the baby. After it's born, it's totally cool to swallow it whole.

 

Blogger pissed off patricia said ... (Thursday, June 15, 2006 4:00:00 AM) : 

did she top it off with a couple of puppies and a kitten?

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Thursday, June 15, 2006 9:29:00 AM) : 

Seaberg ist ein Chooish name, ist ett not?

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Friday, June 16, 2006 9:54:00 AM) : 

Should you really be criticizing this patriot?

 

Blogger Batocchio said ... (Friday, June 16, 2006 10:58:00 AM) : 

The thing is, if it really happened, none of us would really be surprised.

And I'm sure Jay Leno would have her on with some lily-livered liberal to take the unpatriotic "anti-cannibalism" position. ;-)

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Friday, June 16, 2006 9:15:00 PM) : 

Who's criticizing? I like my white women anorexic.

And, with adams apples.

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Sunday, June 18, 2006 9:33:00 AM) : 

Haw! She done ate a baby right there in front of everbody? Now that's class, yawl.

 

Blogger Pinwheel Eye said ... (Sunday, June 18, 2006 9:42:00 AM) : 

I'm glad she finally ate, and that there is one less liberal scum child on this earth, but I hope it didn't make her fat. I like the anorexics as well. But they have to have big breasts to complete the "look."

 

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