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Monday, June 05, 2006

Eco-terrorists steal government monkey

BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Orangutan 'rescued' in Phnom Penh
The rescued animal being held by wildlife activist Nick MarxWildlife activists in Phnom Penh have rescued an ailing orangutan from a government official who was taking it across the Cambodian capital in a taxi.


WildAid activist Nick Marx confirmed the ape was "extremely sick" and said the group conducted the raid because orangutans are an endangered species.

Nick Marx, huh? Tom Stalin and Harry Lenin too busy to help out, Eco-Terror-Commie?!

Save Joop? To hell with Joop! This is an affront to capitalism and private property rights, and if you all don't realize that, you don't deserve to keep your goddamned monkeys either.

When the Republicans and Libertarians form their grand coalition after the elections in November, their agenda should be about two things:

  1. Stop the queers from marrying.
  2. Stop the eco-terror-commies from stealing my goddamned monkeys!
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Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Tuesday, June 06, 2006 9:17:00 AM) : 

Man that just burns me up. Who cares about some monkey anyway? It looks sorta tasty.


Blogger Sporty said ... (Tuesday, June 06, 2006 10:53:00 AM) : 

Hell yeah!


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