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Sunday, June 18, 2006

Stupid Democrats STILL Got No Agenda

This here is the Democrat's new Agenda, and it's pretty lame, yawl:

1. Democrats Repeatedly Voted To "Kill" The PATRIOT Act, yawl! Which means they want terrorists to come on the hell over and kill us all. Stupid Democrats. Who will vote for you when everbody's dead?

2. Democrats Would Allow Tax Cuts To Expire, Allowing A $2.4 Trillion Tax Increase. And I hate tax increase. I don't want to pay for no public stuff like roads and parks. That all should be free, yawl. It's my rights as an American to not pay too much taxes but get all sorts of free things like schools and sewage.

3. American Families Would Be Spending At Least An Additional $950 On Gasoline Each Year. But not if they get rid of there SUV's I guess. But why should a good American have to give up his or her SUV?

4. Dem Leaders Will Not Back Away From Possibility Of Impeachment. Now this hear is stupid yawl. You can't impeech a man appointed by our dear Lord! God done TOLD President Bush he gotta invade Iraq and that he's the President. So give it up, stupid Democrat Nancy Pelosi!

5. Leader Of The "Abramoff Democrats", Sen. Harry Reid Is Marked By Ethical Problems. I think he's the only one of this party - the Abramoff Democrat (I don't put an "s" 'cause Reid is the only one) - but EspellaHumanzee told me it so it must be true.

6. Rep. William Jefferson (D-LA) At Center Of A Bribery Scandal for freezin his money.

7. Rep. James Moran (D-VA) Promises His Constituents Goodies (now I sort of like this as I don't have no representative giving me nothing).

8. Dems Want To Dump Prescription Drug Program and I likes my perscription drugs yawl!

9. Democrats Would Hold Up President Bush's Judicial Nominees. Again: Stupid libruals!

10. Democrats Repeatedly Say "No" To One Million Barrels Of Oil Per Day. I say "YES!" to oil!

11. Democrats Fighting Over Leadership Positions Even Before a Election Takes Place, like a bunch of stupid kids yawl.

They ain't gone rest yawl - Not rest until every man, woman, and child in America is a Gay Devil Worshiper. It's a sad shopping list of muddled thinking and cowardly stuff yawl, 'cause they is stupid libruals who hate God and Espella told me so.
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Blogger Left of Center said ... (Sunday, June 18, 2006 10:11:00 AM) : 

Democrats want to pander to illegal immigrants and the corporations that want to hire them, even though neither can vote.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Monday, June 19, 2006 8:53:00 AM) : 

Betty Cho! Mein gott, I got a voody readink dis by you! I agree vun hunnert pershent mit you! Ditto, megadettoes! It ist shilly to pay taxes for free shtuff!

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Monday, June 19, 2006 9:28:00 AM) : 

By der vay, of courshe der Dems haff no agenda...dey are neider real mens or real vimmins...

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Monday, June 19, 2006 9:36:00 AM) : 

Free sewage? Usually I get that from liberal blogs.

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Monday, June 19, 2006 4:19:00 PM) : 

Dems is just libruals and libruals are garbage yawl. Glad you agree, Carl. And thanks for getting a "voody." I hope that's something good. I don't speak Austrian so well.

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Tuesday, June 20, 2006 5:43:00 AM) : 

I am so glad that espella was able to take time from looking at his blog stats to actually write a post. Thanks for the link, BJ.

These Dems. I call 'em DEMONcrats! HAR HAR!

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Tuesday, June 20, 2006 8:32:00 AM) : 

Dat ist vary clever, Herr McVite!

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Tuesday, June 20, 2006 1:17:00 PM) : 

I calls them "Demo-CANT's"

Har har!

Yeah, it is pretty diffacult to pull Espella away from staring at his stats. Whenever he don't think they are high enough he makes his logos bigger.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Tuesday, June 20, 2006 1:29:00 PM) : 

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Blogger Carl said ... (Tuesday, June 20, 2006 3:48:00 PM) : 

Jah, Betty Cho! Mein know dat mein like shtaring at your shtats...makes mein logo beegger....

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Wednesday, June 21, 2006 11:13:00 AM) : 

Ick! Will you two just get a room!

 

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