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Sunday, June 25, 2006

Terrorists Move North from Florida

LINDENHURST, N.Y. - Police in a Long Island village nabbed an unusual suspect today - with a long tail, powerful jaws, sharp teeth and a family rap sheet that stretches back millions of years.

The alligator was sitting on a Lindenhurst man's front lawn when he went out to get his paper this morning. At the sight of the homeowner, the gator ran to hide in the hedges. Suffolk County police officers used a dog-catching noose to collar the animal.

Regular readers will remember that gator terrorists have been quite busy in Florida. Now they are on the move. Obviously, this is the ultimate in home-grown terrorism.
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Blogger Carl said ... (Sunday, June 25, 2006 2:03:00 PM) : 

Damn Alligaytors...dey ruined a gut beer party...


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