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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Tuesday Afternoon Masturbating Judge Story

Retired judge goes to trial on charges that he masturbated in open court
http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0907/3712020.jpgA retired Oklahoma judge once considered a "pillar" of his community will fight to regain his reputation next week against accusations that he masturbated and exposed himself on the bench while presiding over four trials. But a lawyer for 59-year-old Donald Thompson says the damage has already been done by the charges against him, which allege that he used a device known as a "penis pump" in the presence of trial witnesses, jurors and court personnel.
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I got upset once when I was defending an oil company in a wrongful death trial and I looked up to see the judge playing solitaire on his computer. I won't swear to it, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't using a penis pump.

Real men don't need a penis pump!  Right ladies!

From the AP when the story broke:

Jurors and others in Judge Donald Thompson's courtroom kept hearing
a strange whooshing noise, like a bicycle pump or maybe a blood
pressure cuff. During one trial, Thompson seemed so distracted that
some jurors thought he was playing a hand-held video game or tying
fly-fishing lures
behind the bench.

The explanation,
investigators say, is even stranger than some imagined: The judge had a
habit of masturbating with a penis pump under his robe during trials.

...



Foster told authorities she saw Thompson use the device almost daily
during the August 2003 murder trial of Kurt Vomberg, a man accused of
shaking a toddler to death. The case ended in a hung jury. The
whooshing sound could be heard on Foster's audiotape of the trial.

This guy must be a Democrat, right?  Probably appointed by Clinton who gave him the penis pump.
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Blogger pissed off patricia said ... (Tuesday, June 13, 2006 1:22:00 PM) : 

If he had been appointed by Prez Clinton, he wouldn't have needed the pump, just a dumbshit chick with a giant mouth.

I looked at the picture of the guy. Was he doing it when the photo was made?

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Tuesday, June 13, 2006 2:09:00 PM) : 

dumbshit chick with a giant mouth,

Patricia, have you met my mom?

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Tuesday, June 13, 2006 2:17:00 PM) : 

Vot did choo expect from a men who vears a dress to vork???

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Tuesday, June 13, 2006 2:17:00 PM) : 

Richie McWhite said...
dumbshit chick with a giant mouth,

Patricia, have you met my mom?


Who hesn't?

 

Anonymous chris said ... (Tuesday, June 13, 2006 7:39:00 PM) : 

If real men don't use pumps does that mean real women don't use vibrators? I have both. So there!

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Wednesday, June 14, 2006 7:30:00 AM) : 

chris said...
If real men don't use pumps does that mean real women don't use vibrators? I have both. So there!


Vich makes you....vot, exactly?

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Wednesday, June 14, 2006 8:14:00 AM) : 

I think maybe Chris is actually Bill O'Reilly. Thanks for stopping by, Bill.

 

Anonymous chris said ... (Wednesday, June 14, 2006 11:22:00 AM) : 

How'd you know? Dammit.
Call me billy goat.

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Wednesday, June 14, 2006 11:59:00 AM) : 

Call me billy goat.

Only if you buy me a falafel.

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Wednesday, June 14, 2006 1:41:00 PM) : 

That's one strange guy all right. He must be a librual mofo. Them folks is just out and out weird. And they like to masterbate in public. I know, 'cause I seen a flasher once and I bet he was a librual too.

 

Blogger Pinwheel Eye said ... (Wednesday, June 14, 2006 1:49:00 PM) : 

I agree, P.O.P. Looks like he's doing it right there in the picture!

This gives me ideas... hmmm.... maybe merely blogging at work isn't fulfilling enough...

 

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