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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Vote Woodcock!


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All you Fascist fans up in Maine better get to the poles polls!  Woodcock is hard on crime and rigid against immigration.  He is a little soft on gay marriage, but he's hard on most conservative issues. 

So, all you good hardcore conservatives, get out there and pull Woodcock's lever!  Pull it early and pull it often!  I can't wait until Woodcock showers Maine with his conservative values.
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Blogger Carl said ... (Wednesday, June 14, 2006 12:46:00 PM) : 

Mein vould be afraid to pull Voodcock's lever seence he might shower his love on me...

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Wednesday, June 14, 2006 1:33:00 PM) : 

Man that name sure is nasty. I don't know if I can vote for a man with a nasty cussword for a last name. Don't Jesus frown on that sort of thing? If this guy was a true Christian, he'd a changed his name by now. Maybe to something like woodpole or something.

 

Blogger Pinwheel Eye said ... (Wednesday, June 14, 2006 1:46:00 PM) : 

I find his name quite masculine and charismatic, Betty Jo. Maybe your "de-gaying" didn't really take?

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Wednesday, June 14, 2006 1:49:00 PM) : 

Come on, Betty Jo. Don't be afraid of the Woodcock. Respect the Woodcock!

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Wednesday, June 14, 2006 1:55:00 PM) : 

Great bow tie ... our idea!

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Wednesday, June 14, 2006 2:30:00 PM) : 

Great bow tie ... our idea!

RMK: I know how you love tying ribbons around the Woodcock.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Wednesday, June 14, 2006 5:21:00 PM) : 

Betty Cho, vot cursevord ist der lest name of Voodcock? In Cherman it translates to "Holzener Hans"...und dis is somezing dirty, Voodcock holzener hans???

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:06:00 PM) : 

Anyone else thinking what I'm thinking? Boehner/Woodcock in '08!

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Sunday, June 18, 2006 9:35:00 AM) : 

Oh you boys is incorrijible.

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Sunday, June 18, 2006 9:35:00 AM) : 

Oh you boys is incorrijible.

 

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