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Monday, July 31, 2006

All Gott's Creetures Luff Us


Gott ist on OUR zide!
JERUSALEM (Reuters) - It may have one of the world's mightiest militaries, but Israel has turned to imported beasts of burden to help troops wage a 20-day-old offensive against Hizbollah guerrillas in Lebanon.

Israeli newspapers carried pictures of South American llamas accompanying commandos out of southern Lebanon, their saddlebags full of fighting gear.

Yedioth Ahronoth daily quoted a senior Israeli military commander as saying the white-furred pack animals could carry up to 60 pounds each over rough terrain, were quiet and required feeding only once every two days.
But der Mohairmeds ist fightink beck!
LOOKINGGLASS -- Three llamas were killed early Friday evening by a grass fire that also destroyed a hot tub and an above-ground swimming pool at a ranch.

The fire burned about 8 acres of land in the 300 block of Cinbar Drive, located north off Lookingglass Road. Crews from the Douglas Forest Protective Association, the Lookingglass and Winston-Dillard fire departments and Douglas County Fire District No. 2 responded to the blaze about 5:45 p.m.

One llama died shortly after the fire was contained while the other two animals were put down by a veterinarian.

The cause of the fire is still under investigation.
"Under investeegayshun"...dot's code for "Terrorismists!!!!!!!!"
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Blogger Rhesus Pieces said ... (Monday, July 31, 2006 2:18:00 PM) : 

Damn those llama killing terrorists.

Bet you could feed an Army with a couple o' them buggers on a spit!

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Monday, July 31, 2006 2:54:00 PM) : 

Carl,

Thank you for connecting two the many dots in the International Islamonazifascist Conspiracy! It is truly horrifying to know that 3 innocent llamas died for Israel.

We should all take a moment of silence to honor those brave animals!

 

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