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Monday, July 17, 2006

Der Shtraight Truze

Mein liking dis "Jeff Gannon" feller...he ist ein straight-shooter, from der hip, und tells it like eet ees!
But former White House correspondent Jeff Gannon had some interesting insights about politics and sexuality when he addressed the Log Cabin Republicans last week.

Some sample wisdom on Madonna: "The slut, not the blessed mother of Christ."

On former Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey: "By day he's doing photo-ops with his wife and kids, and by night he's on his knees at a truck stop in New Jersey."

On the fact that a certain homophobic Pennsylvania senator has a gay press secretary: "I think it's a tribute to Rick Santorum. I think it says a lot about the man."

On G.O.P.-turned-Democrat provocateur David Brock: "At 35, he decided that he loved shoving dollar bills down the pants of the twinks down at [D.C. gay strip club] Wet."

Finally, on allegations of his own hooker past: "Responsible people see it my way, that it doesn't matter."
Now, vot mein vants to know ist, vy is pipple making fun of dis fine upshtanding young American for havink a past dat includes der making de rugs? Dat ist ein noble purshuit for any jungenmenschen interested in expanding hees appeal mit der vimmin, Jah? Eets not like he's gay or nuddin' like dat!
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Blogger Sporty said ... (Monday, July 17, 2006 2:34:00 PM) : 

Ummmm, Carl?

Jeff/Jim is NOT straight.

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Monday, July 17, 2006 4:01:00 PM) : 

Straight, gay, as long as we can fool them, make them think we care, and get them to vote for us ...

 

Blogger Rhesus Pieces said ... (Monday, July 17, 2006 9:14:00 PM) : 

"twinks"?
I'll bet the "Log Cabin" has a Wet in the secret back room.

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Monday, July 17, 2006 9:25:00 PM) : 

So, let me get this straight.

Jeff Gannon addresses a group of gay Republicans, makes fun of gay people, and then says the fact that he was a prostitute doesn't matter?

When do they remove the brains of gay Republicans? I'd like to watch.

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Monday, July 17, 2006 9:28:00 PM) : 

In case anyone else was confused, the gay activists on wikipedia said this about "twinks."

Twink can mean:

* Twink (gay slang), a young or young-looking male homosexual

* Twink (internet slang) or twinking, internet gaming slang for various things or actions

* Adele King, an Irish entertainer better known as 'Twink'

* Twink (musician), John Charles Alder, a British singer and drummer

* Twink (home perm), a British brand of hair product once produced by Elida

* Twink Storey (Australian broadcaster), former radio station programme director and presenter

* Minnesota Twins, an American major league baseball team, sometimes called the "Twinks" or "Twinkies" by their fans

* Hollywood Stars, an American minor league baseball team which played 1938-1957, nicknamed the "Twinks" apparently from the nursery rhyme, "Twinkle, twinkle little star..."

* In New Zealand English, twink means Correction fluid or Correction tape


Hell, I've been degayed four times, and I didn't know that.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Tuesday, July 18, 2006 8:39:00 AM) : 

Shporty, he ist NOT gay! Whar does he say he ist gay? No-vere in DIS article, mein can assure you! Derefore, he ist not currently gay!

Mein don't know vere you get your information from!

How do YOU know, Shporty?

 

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