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Saturday, July 22, 2006

Der Solooshun Ist Simple, Frau!

Don't divorce der Herren!
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Financial advisers have long noted a fear common among their female clients -- the fear of ending up homeless, penniless, alone, and on the street.

It's a fear that stems, at least in part, from the fact that women tend to get poorer when they go through a divorce. Now, many financial advisers are stepping up to help women negotiate those waters.

"Divorced women are swelling the poverty rolls," writes Carol Ann Wilson in an article titled "How to Help Older Divorcing Women Avoid The Bag Lady Blues" in the June issue of the Journal of Financial Planning.

"Why? The courts are trying to split marital property 50-50, yet they traditionally overlook one major asset of a marriage: the husband's career."[...]

"Property is divided just once, but career assets continue to produce income regularly for years," she says.

A 50-50 split might not be fair for the woman who followed a lesser career path to raise children while her husband went full tilt, gaining seniority at work and earning benefits like health and disability insurance and vacation pay.
Zu should shtay home und make der babies und ven der hushband goes off mit some floppy-breasted tootsie, zu should shut up und take eet, eff you don't vant to go on der welfare!
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Blogger Sporty said ... (Saturday, July 22, 2006 10:42:00 AM) : 

But Carl,

It is your ex-wife who is still working while you stay home and watch the soaps... Oh.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Saturday, July 22, 2006 10:58:00 AM) : 

Shush, zu!

 

Anonymous Hermann G. said ... (Saturday, July 22, 2006 12:52:00 PM) : 

Ja, Kinder-Küche-Kirche is the best policy! Or is it Küche-Kirche-Kinder? Ach! An old man forgets.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Sunday, July 23, 2006 3:58:00 AM) : 

Zo long as you got der drei K's mein freund...

 

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