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Saturday, July 29, 2006

Islamofascists slip extra booze to Jesus's best friend!

Drunk-driving Gibson says sorry
Hollywood actor and director Mel Gibson has said he is "ashamed" of the actions that led to his arrest for drunk-driving early on Friday morning. The Oscar-winner, 50, was stopped while driving at speed along the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu, California. He failed a breath test, was charged with drink-driving and freed on bail. On Saturday, Gibson said he had battled alcoholism all his adult life and was sorry for his "horrific relapse" and for any "unbecoming behaviour".


It sucks when a good Christian man is just trying to have a diet soda when an agent of al Qaeda comes up and pours a whole bottle of Jack Daniels into it. And half a bottle of Wild Turkey!

Shameful! Shameful!

This Christ-fearing man was framed.

Probably because of what he said about Terri Schiavo.  Damn New York Times al Qaeda Jesus killers!

Either that, or it was this guy:

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Anonymous el cunningham, bastardo said ... (Saturday, July 29, 2006 8:52:00 PM) : 

and of course the Islamohippiefascist "pimp media" merely reports this horrible atrocity against such a god fearing and extremely lucid non-wanker, without any concern for the aid and comfort they give to Our Enemies.

(I mean, Our Republican Jesus liked a bit o' the grape at times, right?)

frankly, I'm disgusted. let's pray for Mel and his nine hundred children.

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Saturday, July 29, 2006 9:36:00 PM) : 

Is there no depth to which these Islamofascists won't sink to destroy our very way of life? I don't think so.

For example, right now I have insomnia. I'm sure it's the Islamonazicommiefascists behind that, too!

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Saturday, July 29, 2006 10:49:00 PM) : 

I have insomnia, too. I knew I shouldn't have taken a drink of your banana daquiri, Sporty.

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Saturday, July 29, 2006 11:44:00 PM) : 

Richie,

Rufies make you sleepy, not wide awake!

Anyway, the Gibson plot is worse than we think: According to Mel himself on the scene it was the Jews:
Arrested on suspicion of DUI in Malibu, Gibson did not go gently into the squad car. Less than overcome with contrition, he conducted his own browbeating interrogation of the arresting officers.

"Once inside the car, a source directly connected with the case says Gibson began banging himself against the seat. The report says Gibson told the deputy, 'You mother f****r. I'm going to f*** you.' The report also says 'Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he 'owns Malibu' and will spend all of his money to 'get even' with me.

"The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: 'F*****g Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.' Gibson then asked the deputy, 'Are you a Jew?'"


This via way of James Wolcott, who always seems to get to these things first, the dirty Islamocoward!

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Sunday, July 30, 2006 3:41:00 AM) : 

Are ve zure of dat NewsMex headline? Eet zounds more like Gibson vuz holding Schiavo's head. Mebbe he vuz helping Michael Schiavo put der poison in her veins?

Ve haff to help dis fine example of our philosophies! He vants to elimininate der dying veak people, und he's against der Choos. He is vun of us!

Mein mean, dat he's, ummmmm, he's ein icon und dat alone zhould get us manning der barricades.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Sunday, July 30, 2006 5:05:00 AM) : 

Deed he not call zome cop "sugar teets"?

Betty Cho, ven did you shtart vorking for der man????

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Sunday, July 30, 2006 7:16:00 AM) : 

Mel needs a rest - we're sending him to an undisclosed location for a few years.

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Sunday, July 30, 2006 9:24:00 AM) : 

And now we found out that Mel was going to piss on the floor of his cell, too.

Those Jewish Islamofascists sure messed him up! And now they have made him apologize. Shame.

We still love you, Mel!

 

Blogger Rhesus Pieces said ... (Sunday, July 30, 2006 10:17:00 AM) : 

Well, I sure hope Mel spends all his money to get even. That's exactly what a real Christian would do. Like how GW Bush is putting the US in debt to get even with Saddam (the leader of al-Qaeda). Jesus has lots of money. He will reimburse America and Mel.

God Bless mother f***ing America!

 

Blogger Mel said ... (Sunday, July 30, 2006 2:57:00 PM) : 

Actually, they got me because I was practicing my the commands of my religion. For that, I will be persecuted. Or prosecuted, rather.

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Sunday, July 30, 2006 5:03:00 PM) : 

We still love you, Mel!

I am NOT gay!

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Monday, July 31, 2006 1:07:00 AM) : 

Mel,

Dere ist not vun of us who hast not partaken of ein beet too much of der Lord's Blood ritual now und den. Ve shupport you!

 

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