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Thursday, July 27, 2006

Terrorismists Sleep Hero Ein Mickey!


LONDON (AP) - Tour de France champion Floyd Landis tested positive for high levels of testosterone during the race, his Phonak team said Thursday on its website.

The statement came a day after the UCI, cycling's world governing body, said an unidentified rider had failed a drug test during the Tour.

And the statement came just four days after Landis stood on the victory podium on the Champs-Elysees, succeeding seven-time winner Lance Armstrong as an American winner in Paris.

The Swiss-based Phonak team said it was notified by the UCI on Wednesday that Landis' sample showed "an unusual level of testosterone/epitestosterone" when he was tested after stage 17 of the race last Thursday.

Landis made a remarkable comeback in that Alpine stage, racing far ahead of the field for a solo win that moved him from 11th to third in the overall standings. He regained the leader's yellow jersey two days later.
Der Semites must haff done zees! Ve must invade Iran for inyecting our assleets mit der illegal substances vile dey shleep!
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Blogger Miss Cellania said ... (Thursday, July 27, 2006 10:51:00 AM) : 

Testosterone is illegal? What does that mean, no more male athletes?

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Thursday, July 27, 2006 11:25:00 AM) : 

Mizz Cellania,

Vot dees means ist no more der sexen mit der vanton vimmin before der racink!

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:42:00 PM) : 

I thought guys were supposed to have testosterone ...

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:54:00 PM) : 

Jah, exsept der bike riders

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Thursday, July 27, 2006 4:15:00 PM) : 

Oh you ignorant fools! It's the level of testosterone which is suspicious. Of course, the fact that he might very well be taking cortisone-type arthritis medication might have something to do with it.

Although I wouldn't be surprised at all if it was the Islamofascists. They just can't stand to see non-arabs win anything.

Why haven't we bombed Iran yet?

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Thursday, July 27, 2006 4:17:00 PM) : 

OHMEINGOTT!

Testosterone hast lavals?

Chust like der Terror T'reat? So dis IS a terrorismist plot!

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Thursday, July 27, 2006 7:25:00 PM) : 

Carl,

I am NOT gay!

 

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