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Friday, July 28, 2006

Terrorists use weather machines to attack Americans!


The terrorists are back, and they are using heat and lightning to kill our people!

We gotta get these muthafuckin' terrorists out of our muthafuckin' weather!

Cali(phate) gets the heat!

The death toll from California's record-breaking heat wave reached 132 on Friday, the first day in nearly two weeks that temperatures were expected to stay below 100 degrees across most of the state.


Aryan baby-maker gets the shock!

A pregnant woman was taken to a hospital after being shocked by lightning in Middletown on Wednesday night.

Emergency crews said Britney Dishman was on the phone at a home in the 7900 block of Keays Road when lightning struck nearby.

"I'm thinking, 'What is going on?'" Dishman said.

Michelle Banks was there when the current traveled through the phone line, knocking Dishman to the ground.

"She just dropped the phone and was on the floor," Banks said.

"The next thing I know, the lights were out, and I started shaking," said Dishman. "It was going through my ear."



Her ear, folks! Her ear! What's next? Snakes on a plane?
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Comments on "Terrorists use weather machines to attack Americans!"

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Friday, July 28, 2006 3:21:00 PM) : 

Global warming = terrorist plot. If it exists, of course, which is doesn't.

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Friday, July 28, 2006 8:25:00 PM) : 

It's mother-fucking snakes on a mother-fucking plane.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Saturday, July 29, 2006 5:32:00 AM) : 

Cahn you hear me now, beeyatch? Vy vas zhe callink Pakistan anyvay?

 

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