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Saturday, July 01, 2006

Too Many Idiots

Even I get really depressed from time to time with all the lunatics and idiots in the world and our very way of life being constantly under attack from Islamofascistnazicommieists. At those rare times, a game usually gets me energized and focused. Then I'm ready to write another 200 or so pages about the threats we face.

But today was different. I should have known when my usual opponent spent more time than usual chatting with my personal ref. I swear I saw him lean in to smell the ref's breath. I'm certain he held up a couple of fingers and asked the ref to tell him how many. But what happened next was worse. He strod onto the cancha, pulled out a ruler and started checking the distance between the marks!

I've never been that insulted. I paid for those lines to be painted on my cancha. I am the one who pays the ref. How dare he?!

My only comfort is my likeness above. Of course I was the model for that statue. It's obvious.
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Blogger Carl said ... (Saturday, July 01, 2006 11:07:00 AM) : 

Ist dat a "gay"lota mein seesh???

 

Anonymous Hermann G. said ... (Sunday, July 02, 2006 8:05:00 AM) : 

Carl,

You must learn the Englisch language better, mein Herr... er... buddy.

We must blend in!

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Sunday, July 02, 2006 6:42:00 PM) : 

Jah, Hermann! Mein vill arbeit on dis...I mean, vork...jah...

 

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