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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Ve Grounded Der Liberals!


LOS ANGELES -- A power outage at a major air traffic control center delayed flights in and out of Southern California for more than an hour Tuesday, a disruption that quickly backed up flights across parts of the western United States and Canada. NBC4 reported that some flights had been canceled Wednesday morning but that airport traffic was otherwise restored.[...]

The outage quickly caused a domino effect, however, that disrupted flights from several states and Canada, resulting in some being canceled. Along the central California coast, the test launch of a Minuteman III intercontinental ballistic missile from Vandenberg Air Force Base was delayed for 24 hours because of the outage.
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Power at the American Airlines and Delta Shuttle terminals at LaGuardia International Airport went down yesterday morning, leaving scores of would-be flyers grounded.

"We cannot get a flight out," said Barbara Tabor, a Dallas resident visiting her daughter in the city for the weekend.

Delta's power was restored, but American Airlines canceled 45 flights and offered bus service to neighboring airports. As of last evening, its power was still down.

"We're working hard in a difficult situation to do the best by our customers," American Airlines spokesman Ned Raynolds said.
HA! Mein knew dat all dat fooforall over Enron vuz just ein mesk to cover over der true intenshuns of Der Fuhr-- mein mean, Der President to disable transhportation over der blue shtates! Ve even ammost launched der missile to take dem out, but der pansies at der Pentagon shtepped in und shtopped it!
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Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Wednesday, July 19, 2006 10:32:00 AM) : 

It's the ghost of Ken Lay ...

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Wednesday, July 19, 2006 11:39:00 AM) : 

How do we know this wasn't Islamofascist terrorist sabotage? Terrorism can happen anywhere at any time you know. And a missle test was disrupted. How do we know the outage wasn't due to terrorists. It could have been terrorists. They got Patricia's lawn sprinkler yesterday you know.

Please tell me it wasn't terrorism, Carl. Please.

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Wednesday, July 19, 2006 12:09:00 PM) : 

Carl,

Are you sure this wasn't a terrorist attack? The more I think about it, the more I think it was a terrorist attack.

Think about it for a second. They were messing with airplanes, Carl. Airplanes.

I'm pretty sure California was just attacked by terrorists, Carl.

Are you sure it wasn't a terrorist attack, Carl? Are you?

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Wednesday, July 19, 2006 12:49:00 PM) : 

Carl,

I'm pretty sure that since there were airplanes involved and that missle test was disrupted, that this power failure was actually an Islamofascist terrorist attack of some kind.

We need to bomb Iran, Carl, and quick. Right?

Right, Carl?

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Wednesday, July 19, 2006 12:56:00 PM) : 

And Lebanon. We need to bomb Lebanon. And Syria, too. We have to get rid of Hezbollah for good. And we also need to bomb Gaza to get rid of Hamas.

Right?

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Wednesday, July 19, 2006 1:31:00 PM) : 

Carl? Why aren't you answering me Carl?

I think the blackout was terrorism, Carl, and is the start of a series of terrorist-sponsored blackouts which will roll across California all summer long, destroying the economy and bringing down the Governor, Carl.

We can't let them do this, Carl. you better answer me, Carl. I'm upset enough with that Arab on the other thread threatening my life, Carl.

Carl?

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Wednesday, July 19, 2006 1:33:00 PM) : 

Carl? Talk to me, Carl.

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Wednesday, July 19, 2006 1:59:00 PM) : 

Carl?

I'll be in my panic room if you ever decide to answer me.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Wednesday, July 19, 2006 2:37:00 PM) : 

Shporty, mein said megryandildoes a few t'read beck ven you shaid der zame t'ing!

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Wednesday, July 19, 2006 5:23:00 PM) : 

Carl,

I came out of my panic room for that?

 

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