Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
Either let the US soldiers have it without these suicidal rules of engagement or get them out.
I never thought I'd see the day that someone so intelligent and hot (albeit in a Jewy way) would turn her back on the war on terror. Shame on you, Pamela Atlas. How dare you join the Jack Murtha and Chris Shays wingnut cut-and-runners. I'll never stare at your surgically altered boobs again.
Next thing you know, Pamela will convert to Islam, get gay married to Arianna Huffington, and start driving in a goddamned electric carpool with Al Gore, John Kerry, Howard Dean, and assorted other wingnut America haters.