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Sunday, August 06, 2006

Breaking: Reuters Photoshops One Photograph! Entire Lebanon "War" Is Fake!


Charles "Chuckles" Johnson, our arch-nemesis at the parody site LGF2, is publicizing kerning errors some repeating elements in a Reuters photograph which appear to have come from Photoshop... or transmission problems... or posting problems.

But Charles is saying it's been Photoshopped, so that means the entire war is a fake! And besides, it's not a war. War is when one country invades another and that other country fights back. Since Lebanon doesn't have much of an army nor any heavy equipment and plus they're total wimps, it means that this isn't a war.

It's just a 'corrective action' on the part of Israel. But Beirut hasn't been getting bombed because Reuters is a complete fraud which is now commecing meltdown. Chuckles says so!

UPDATE at 08/06/06 10:22:15 am

The photograph above is not the one in question. I simply cannot bring myself to publish a fake photo of any kind.
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Blogger katrina said ... (Sunday, August 06, 2006 7:43:00 AM) : 

Sooooooo.......Sporty is gay???

 

Blogger Ziegfreid said ... (Sunday, August 06, 2006 7:47:00 AM) : 

Ve caan't meek un omlet, vid ouut breaking eggs, und das es un biggg omlet

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Sunday, August 06, 2006 8:24:00 AM) : 

Siegfreid,

Yes, but once that omelet of permanent peace and security is made, it will keep us fed forever!

And Katrina,

Not you too! You know very well that I am NOT gay!

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Sunday, August 06, 2006 11:26:00 AM) : 

Vere ist der faked photo? Mein vants to zend eet to some Chewish friends who are fighting er blog vars for us...

 

Anonymous Jobby said ... (Sunday, August 06, 2006 11:54:00 AM) : 

http://lgfwatch.blogspot.com/2006/08/probably-photoshop.html

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Sunday, August 06, 2006 1:35:00 PM) : 

Ask and ye shall receive, Carl.

BTW, Reuters has killed the original photo and substituted an 'unaltered' version.

Those commies!

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Sunday, August 06, 2006 4:05:00 PM) : 

Well, strictly speaking, hitler's face wasn't green, but I respect that you can't bring yourself to publish most other fake photos.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Sunday, August 06, 2006 4:24:00 PM) : 

Heetler's face VUZ green ven he had too much of der schnapps...zu just neffer saw dose times...

Mein gott! Der photos! Can he proof dey vere on der Reuters vebshite? Eet vould be chust like der poozie Yohnson to make up ein doopleecate vebsite for to publeesh photos like dis, chust like he made up der doopleecate vebsite for der Little Green Fascists...

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Tuesday, August 08, 2006 11:06:00 AM) : 

That Charles Chuckles is askin for it yawl. I'm gettin a little bit sick of his parody on us, sayin we fight and stuff.

I keep tellin Sporty to go get hisself degayed at the Good Sheperd degayin camp but so far he aint' even ast me to look at the manual. Maybe that there means Sport ain't gay, like he says.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Thursday, March 15, 2007 10:41:00 AM) : 

That's a great story. Waiting for more. »

 

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