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Sunday, August 06, 2006

Breaking: Terrorist Caribou Shut Down Prudhoe Bay Oil Field!

Caribou have the right of way in the Prudhoe Bay Oil Fields and workers are prohibited from blowing their horn at them or threatening them in any way, even if they are blocking the road. This insane moonbat lib coddling of the rabid animals resulted in the shutdown of the oil field, as rogue terrorist reindeer sabotaged a major pipeline:
ANCHORAGE, Alaska - In a sudden blow to the nation's oil supply, half the production on Alaska's North Slope was being shut down Sunday after BP Exploration Alaska, Inc. discovered severe corrosion in a Prudhoe Bay oil transit line...

Once the field is shut down, in a process expected to take days, BP said oil production will be reduced by 400,000 barrels a day. That's close to 8 percent of U.S. oil production as of May 2006 or about 2.6 percent of U.S. supply including imports, according to data from the U.S. Energy Information Administration.


Now, if the brave and noble oil workers had been allowed to wipe out the vermin caribou, this wouldn't have happened and we'd be paying $0.50 a gallon for gas. Thank you, maniacal moonbats libs!
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Blogger christopher cunningham said ... (Sunday, August 06, 2006 10:42:00 PM) : 

this rabid terrorist animal assault on the Oil of Freedom cannot stand. we must immediately begin a total purge of all animals everywhere.

we can't take any chances on a rabid bunny rabbit or a frothing butterfly bringing down Democracy.

really, it's our duty as Protectors of Life to kill as many animals as possible.

for Peace. and Oil.

 

Blogger Ziegfreid said ... (Monday, August 07, 2006 2:47:00 AM) : 

Vipe dem alles oout, bring un ze ovens...er I meen I likez baked rabbitz, und caribuz. canz ve have un barbaquez nowz?

 

Blogger christopher cunningham said ... (Monday, August 07, 2006 3:16:00 AM) : 

hey, ziggy, that sounds swell. I'll bring some coleslaw and some sauce.

can we burn some rainforest wood for flavor?

just askin'.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Monday, August 07, 2006 8:23:00 AM) : 

Mein t'inks det ve should vipe out der carryboo und replace dem in Alaska mit der tropeecal birds zo det ve can enchoy dem? Who vants to look at moose?

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Monday, August 07, 2006 9:17:00 AM) : 

Why didn't I think of this before? On Powerline, several thousand commenters have suggested that we start drilling in ANWR right away since, you know, we could get the oil out of there right away and make up for Prudhoe Bay being down.

Isn't that a great idea? We could kill lots of birds, moose, caribou with one stone! And get $0.50 a gallon gas too!

 

Blogger Freedom Fan said ... (Monday, August 07, 2006 11:32:00 AM) : 

Yes, I'm vewwy angry about Bush-Hitler's attempts to encourage development of more petroleum fields and refining capacity.

I'm also outraged at the thought of bringing more nuclear fission reactors on-line.

And I'm also really angry about the war in the Middle East which is all about stealing oil from innocent brown people with beards; it has nothing to do with this silly terrorism and national security charade.

But mostly I'm angry at having to pay over $3 per gallon when I fill up my roller-skate sized hybrid car.

The obvious solution is for the federal government to nationalize all the eevil oil companies and sell gas to us po folks as cheaply as in Europe, where they practically give the gas away.

Since government bureaucrats are always much more efficient than the private sector, I also think we should nationalize our health care industry, food production, electronics, hardware, software, and brassiere factories.

 

Blogger katrina said ... (Monday, August 07, 2006 12:23:00 PM) : 

Poor BP. Already embroiled in one of those pesky lawsuits for spilling their oil all over Prudhoe Bay, and now this! Don't people know that record profits can't be expected to pay for upkeep and maintenence. I mean, that corrosion can take place overnite, people! Any why dip into the strategic oil reserves now, when it'll only take 10 years to extract a totality of 6 months worth of oil from ANWAR. China's already earmarked for that anyhoo. To which I say, great!! as I bow and smile to our red master! Big smile!
O'course, I get 50 mpg in my Honda Civic, so what do I care. Most dependable relationship I ever had.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Monday, August 07, 2006 1:41:00 PM) : 

Vot's der matter, Fawn? Dat $4.50 takink avay from your porn purchases?

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Monday, August 07, 2006 6:51:00 PM) : 

Fan,

Didn't you read what I wrote?! We need to start drilling in ANWR!!!!

Now!!!!

 

Blogger Ziegfreid said ... (Monday, August 07, 2006 7:40:00 PM) : 

Me zinkz dat fawn ist und clozet, Islamohomocommiepinkoterrorismists, he seemz to have der talkink pointz down goodz, beziudez he doez hab a sword and rhob, he might hab juzt taken heez turban ooffz fer der photo zhootz

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Monday, August 07, 2006 7:52:00 PM) : 

I think so too, Ziegfried. It is good we have real Islamofascistkittenjugglerist fighters on this blog!

That part about nationalizing industry gave me the creeps!

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Monday, August 07, 2006 8:55:00 PM) : 

And Katrina,

I sense some bitterness. Do you want to talk about it? Is it because of the Hurricane named after you? Is that it?

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Tuesday, August 08, 2006 10:49:00 AM) : 

Like I say: God gave us dominien over the whole earth. How much clearer do it got to get that we are supposed to rid the world of ugly furry and creepy vermin like the possums what I put in my stew?

Animals is for eatin yawl. And squashin underfoot. Why cain't mofo libruals figure that there out? IS they stoopid or somethin?

We need to bomb the bejeesus out of the aminals up in ANWAR and take taht there oil so's I can motor to Tennessee on vacation next year dammit.

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Tuesday, August 08, 2006 12:38:00 PM) : 

Well said, Betty Jo! I'm very glad we have freedom-loving Americans like you on our side!

Drill ANWR! We can have that oil available immediately to replace what we have lost! It's out Oil of Freedom*, damnit! We should have it!


*Thanks, Chris!

 

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