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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Breaking: Terrorists Attack Los Angeles Airport!


Los Angeles airport is experiencing quite a few problems which can only be attributed to terror. A vital piece of equipment has failed and a runway is down, so the number of flights able to land has been halved. We know this is terrorism. The equipment was sabatoged; the runway was bombed. Sure, the airport authority says the runway is down for 'construction', but that is just like when a house explodes from terrorist attacks and the authorities say the causes are 'under investigation'. Connect the dots.

Then there is this:

The [LAX] airport was hit with a major power failure July 18 that backed up flights across parts of the western United States and Canada.

That outage happened when a vehicle crashed into a utility pole [likely story. More like a terrorist vehicle deliberately crashed into the pole -- ed.], causing a power fluctuation that prompted the air traffic control center's backup generator to turn on. About an hour later, that generator failed [or, was sabatoged -- ed.].
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Blogger Carl said ... (Tuesday, August 08, 2006 7:58:00 AM) : 

Jah, dey VANT zu to believe eet vuz mechanical failure so you don't shtop flying und shpending der money, but der truse ees, zere are terrorismists evaywhar!

 

Blogger katrina said ... (Tuesday, August 08, 2006 9:34:00 AM) : 

One runway under construction? ONE??? That's all???
Jesus H. Christ, JFK has had 2 or more under construction all summer long!!!

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Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Tuesday, August 08, 2006 10:25:00 AM) : 

Yawl, that there is not too far from where I live. Should I make myself a bomb shelter yawl? This really scares me up some!

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Tuesday, August 08, 2006 11:29:00 AM) : 

Betty Cho,

You ken come liff mit mein. Mein lives near der Trade Shenter. Dey never bomb dat twice, jah?

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Tuesday, August 08, 2006 12:18:00 PM) : 

Betty Jo,

I can't say enough about the benefits of panic rooms! They make you feel so safe when you are scared!

Want to buy mine?!

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Tuesday, August 08, 2006 1:31:00 PM) : 

Thank you, Katrina!

 

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