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Saturday, August 19, 2006

Breaking: They Enlist So We Don' t Have To

Take that, Operation Yellow Elephant! The Army's new recruitment age limit is working:

FORT JACKSON, S.C. - Margie Black had wanted to enter the military as a teenager, but having her first child at 19 put off her ambitions. So when she learned the Army raised its enlistment age, Black, now a 41-year-old grandmother from West Columbia, Texas, didn't hesitate to join. The decision took "about 30 seconds," she said...

Russell Dilling, 42, of San Antonio, and his 19-year-old son, Robert, had tears in their eyes as they hugged afterward. The younger Dilling graduated from basic training. Russell Dilling is scheduled to finish Oct. 6 and is hoping his knees hold out. He wants to become a small arms repairman.

"When he graduates, I am sure I will be as proud of him as he is of me today," said Robert Dilling, who wants to train as a combat medic.

Russell Dilling said he got to Fort Jackson at 11 p.m. earlier this summer - one hour before his 42nd birthday and the Army's new deadline. "It's been tough physically, but my company has been pretty supportive," he said.
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Blogger christopher cunningham said ... (Saturday, August 19, 2006 10:40:00 AM) : 

listen, this is a bit off topic, but within the greater War on Islamohippiemexihomofascism (much like Iraq is the same as Al Qaeda), and as each front is equally important, I must report this terrorist hijacking attempt by rabid bees.

I think it's safe to say that the "Blanket of Bees" technique will become very popular with the America haters out there.

frankly, I've got my eye on the rose bushes outside right now...

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Saturday, August 19, 2006 12:16:00 PM) : 

Cannon fod ... I mean, brave brave Americans!

 

Blogger Ziegfreid said ... (Sunday, August 20, 2006 1:57:00 AM) : 

Reichminister Karl, I humvley zubmit an idea I have been vorking on...if you could get der prezident to raize der age high enough....it could solve der zocial zecurity and medicare zolvency problems und give uz many more troopz fer der var on der terra

Und think of der fearz in der Izlamohippiemexihomofazcismcommielibers eyez if dey saw many old ladies comink to beat dem mitt der canez...

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Sunday, August 20, 2006 6:50:00 AM) : 

Hmmm ... I see - we could raise the age high enough to solve a lot of unfunded pension problems as well. I'll Elliot Abrams right on it!

 

Blogger katrina said ... (Sunday, August 20, 2006 8:37:00 AM) : 

Don't ask, don't tell, Sporty!

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Tuesday, August 22, 2006 7:45:00 AM) : 

How old is Janeane Garofolo? Any chance we could draft her?

 

Anonymous Hermann G. said ... (Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:30:00 PM) : 

We had many fine soldiers just like this ones in our army. They would do just as they were told.

Ach, what a fine time!

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:36:00 PM) : 

Chris,

I keep telling you, I'm not into fisting! And they illustrate the killer bees article with a photo of a non-bee! What kind of website is that?!

Nevertheless, it is important to the security of our great nation that people know about these Islamonazifascist animal attacks, and I guess that qualifies...

 

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