Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
Astronomers are proposing a galactic shift of our solar system that could raise the number of planets from nine to 12 and open the way to naming dozens more.
After two years of debate, a draft resolution will be formally presented to the International Astronomical Union at a convention in Prague on Wednesday with the aim of settling once and for all what defines a planet.
For now, it appears there will be cosmic consensus and Pluto's solar system status is safe.
Loony moonbet leebrals, alvays findink vays to fock op der Amerikkka!
Nine planets vuz gut enough for mein fadder, und eet vuz gut enough for der Fuhr-- mein meaning, der President, den eet's gut enough for mein!