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Thursday, August 17, 2006

Eggcessif Efferhmatiff Ection

Astronomers are proposing a galactic shift of our solar system that could raise the number of planets from nine to 12 and open the way to naming dozens more.

After two years of debate, a draft resolution will be formally presented to the International Astronomical Union at a convention in Prague on Wednesday with the aim of settling once and for all what defines a planet.

For now, it appears there will be cosmic consensus and Pluto's solar system status is safe.


ENOUGH!

Loony moonbet leebrals, alvays findink vays to fock op der Amerikkka!

Nine planets vuz gut enough for mein fadder, und eet vuz gut enough for der Fuhr-- mein meaning, der President, den eet's gut enough for mein!

Vy do ashtronomers hate Amerikkka?????
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Blogger Lola Heatherton said ... (Thursday, August 17, 2006 11:02:00 AM) : 

How will we remember them all? I remember Very Many Elephants Making Jumpy Strange Nutty Peanuts. If they increase the number of Planets, what will I do?

And one of the new planets, UB-40 or something, is named after a rock band, isn't it?

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Thursday, August 17, 2006 11:32:00 AM) : 

They should just give them numbers. Nobody ever remembers their names but maybe sillier names would help.

Uranus for instance, is the butt of a lot of jokes, including this one.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Thursday, August 17, 2006 11:58:00 AM) : 

Mein fraulein Hesserton...mein t'inking you meesed ein planert in your mne...menm...zing you remember der plenets by. How deed eet slip past Uranus?

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Thursday, August 17, 2006 4:13:00 PM) : 

I use: "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies". No need for Elephants!

Nor anusus!

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Thursday, August 17, 2006 4:18:00 PM) : 

You keepin' der anuses for zomething zhpecial, Shporty?

 

Blogger Imad said ... (Thursday, August 17, 2006 4:34:00 PM) : 

The yet-unnamed one has been proposed to be named 'Xena' and that's not all; one of its satellites is to be called Gabrielle.

Why can't we call the planet Bush, in honour of the greatest President ever, and satellite Karl? (Or the other way around)

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Thursday, August 17, 2006 4:54:00 PM) : 

Dis Gabrielle, Imad, ees eet going to intercourse mit der planet Xena?

Mein mean, intersext?

 

Blogger Lola Heatherton said ... (Friday, August 18, 2006 10:19:00 AM) : 

Oh, Carl, you're so smart, it's SCARY. I want to bear ALL your children! Of course, I forgot that part of the body I just can't talk about.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Friday, August 18, 2006 12:16:00 PM) : 

Mein fraulein....zu hast me at a zlight deesadvantage...ein old var vound...but mein vould be villink to try!

 

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