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Monday, August 14, 2006

Ein New Terrorismist Sreat!

Several people attacked by a squirrel at Central Park said they had one word for the animal: nuts. On Wednesday some expressed frustration that the animal was not caught sooner, the Orlando Sentinel reported.

Alisa Cox's son Carson, 3, was bitten by a squirrel several times and had a 2-inch wound on his leg after the incident, Cox said.
Ass eef dat vuz bad enough, dey're usink der biological varfare!
City employees captured the animal with a litter grabber Tuesday. It died and is being tested for rabies. Officers had previously tried to subdue the animal with pepper spray.
Dis plaze eest getting too shcary! Ve must make planz for der abandonink eet to der terrorismists und dere allies, der lieberals!


Next t'ing you know, de IslamocommienazihippiepinkoFawns veel be turning dem into flyink bio-bombs, takink out entire shitty blocks at vun shitting! Forzhunately, ve still haff der zhipmunks on our zide!

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Blogger Sporty said ... (Monday, August 14, 2006 4:01:00 PM) : 

Thank you, Carl, for alerting us to this newest terrorist threat to our way of life! Since my panic room has been such a lifesaver for me, I'm working on an new idea to stay secure throughout the day as I go to and from games.

I'll announce my creation when it is done, but it certainly would protect against rabid squirrels!


Blogger Carl said ... (Monday, August 14, 2006 4:05:00 PM) : 

Are you zhure, Shporty? Dey are zo hopped up in der drugs, dey can gnaw tru shteel! Mein knows, because Meecelle Malkin zays zo!


Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Monday, August 14, 2006 4:08:00 PM) : 

Guys, those are New York City fucking squirrels - they'll knock you down and take your dirty-water dog (especially if it's Halal).


Blogger Carl said ... (Monday, August 14, 2006 4:31:00 PM) : 

Nein Reichminister! Der zhipmonks vell safe us!


Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Monday, August 14, 2006 8:12:00 PM) : 

I just hope these Islamo-squirrels haven't gotten to Freedom Fan.

Also, does his name mean he's French?

Is that enough to ban him?


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Blogger Ziegfreid said ... (Monday, August 14, 2006 11:01:00 PM) : 

Herr faun ist not und der french herr is from der ztate of Kalifornication und lookz likez und oldz hippie, und herr is smokink zomezink


Anonymous popin-in said ... (Wednesday, August 16, 2006 9:02:00 AM) : 

award winning post. thanks so much, now I have to wipe the coffee off my screen. that little ninja chipmonk, the icing on the cake.


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