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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

First Raccoons, Now Bees!


Islamofascists are now terrorizing airports across our great Nation:

As pilot Brian Murphy prepared for a quick flight from Burbank's Bob Hope Airport to San Francisco in May, his ground crew alerted him to a problem on his Beechcraft King Air 200: A five-foot-wide blanket of bees was draped over the plane's left engine cover. And many bees were finding their way into an engine compartment and even into the cockpit.

"I was just shocked," says the 36-year-old charter pilot, who raced to shut the cockpit's open vent windows. "Within just 20 minutes there were thousands of bees that had moved onto the exhaust area." He considered turning on the engines to shoo away the swarm but decided that that might make matters worse by agitating the bees.

The bewildered crew didn't know what to do, either, but the Burbank Airport Fire Department knew the drill. "I could hear them yell down into their fire shack, 'It's time to go spray the bees again,' " recalls Steven Schell, the general manager for Mercury Air Center-Burbank.

Firefighters hosed off the King Air 200 with an insecticide foam that suffocates bees. "They were dropping straight to the ground, whole big chunks of them," Mr. Murphy remembers. The bees inside the engine cover, meanwhile, came crawling out through the inner lip once the foam hit the plane. "Once they started spraying, those bees weren't ever able to fly," he says. Then the pilots vacuumed up three dozen bees that had entered the cockpit.
That is one pilot who will never be the same after his brush with terror. And it is obviously no coincidence that these terrorists chose to attack a plane at an airport named after one of America's most enduring symbols of freedom, Bob Hope.

h/t to loyal commenter and enthusiastic fister, Christopher Cunningham.
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Blogger Rhesus Pieces said ... (Tuesday, August 22, 2006 5:33:00 PM) : 

Africanized bees, no doubt. Damn Muslim suicider bees.

 

Blogger Frederick said ... (Tuesday, August 22, 2006 8:47:00 PM) : 

Could Ray-gun International bee next?

 

Blogger Ziegfreid said ... (Tuesday, August 22, 2006 11:04:00 PM) : 

Dem Islamofascisthippienazismcommiepinkoliberal terroriztz are zo zmart, de hire de beez. Den de trainz dem in der Afrika, und zmugglez dem in der Zud Amerika. Den dey tellz zem beez to zneekz up nord to der United Ztatez, und vait fer dem beez to zneek in. I meenz mitt der Mexican bees zneeking accrozz der border vho vill notice und few of der Afrikan Beez zneeking in?

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Wednesday, August 23, 2006 8:22:00 AM) : 

Rhesus,

You are absolutely correct! Let's bomb Iran!

 

Blogger christopher cunningham said ... (Wednesday, August 23, 2006 1:19:00 PM) : 

glad to be of service to the Glorious CCCR. we must be on Code Magenta Alert for these devious Islamohippiefascist bees.

Africanized? another lefty plot I think. don't let the pinkos make hating brown people wrong again.

...loyal fister...

of course, it isn't Ann Coulter style fisting, it's heterosexual Patriotic fisting for Jesus.

 

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