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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

How Deed Mein Mees Dis???

HUNTSVILLE, Alabama (Reuters) - The Air Force's new top commander for space predicted on Tuesday future attacks on U.S. satellites and called for greatly expanded tracking and identification of payloads launched by other countries.

Currently, U.S. efforts are focused on determining if an overseas launch is a ballistic missile or designed to put an object in orbit, then cataloging it over a period that can take weeks, said Air Force Gen. Kevin Chilton, who heads the Air Force Space Command at Peterson Air Force Base, Colorado.

"I say those days are over," he told an annual conference here on the fledgling, multibillion-dollar U.S. anti-missile shield. "If it's a space launch, we can't afford to relax."

"We need to know what the intent of that launch is," he said, including whether an object could jam or otherwise harm satellites or spread micro-satellites that could do so.
Mit dat in mind, mein hast ein sugyestion for der powers dat be....Karl?

Ve need to shtart ein program for der jungen det veel train zem to fly meeshuns to der oudder leemeets in order to patroll der shpace looking for terrorismist satellites.

Und mein hast yust der program een mind! Der "Yunior Birdmen"!

Ass zu can zee, entire families can enleest to assist us in our effords to prevent der shneaky shpace attacks!

Even Halliburdon ken git een on der ect!

Vy, mein ken efen eemageene zu zourzelf, Karl, in der corps!Wadda zay, Karl? Can mein haff ein grant?
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Blogger Miss Cellania said ... (Tuesday, August 15, 2006 7:01:00 PM) : 

"If it's a space launch, we can't afford to relax."

I'd say, even if its just a ballistic missile, we still can't afford to relax.

 

Blogger Ziegfreid said ... (Wednesday, August 16, 2006 1:43:00 AM) : 

Carlz mein fruend, ze idea iz bzrilleence, und der zchildrenz cuuldz throv vroockz at der enemy zatilitez, und pzractice der bazeball at der zame time...

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Wednesday, August 16, 2006 5:35:00 AM) : 

Ah, the space program.

The greatest Nazi technology America ever stole.

Is there oil in space?

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Wednesday, August 16, 2006 6:20:00 AM) : 

Herr McVite,

Auf course dere's oil in der shpace! Ve planted zome up zere beck in '45...eet ought to have shprouted by now!

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Wednesday, August 16, 2006 1:54:00 PM) : 

You can have more than a grant ... I'm thinking of funneling the money through KBR. Let me make a few calls ...

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Wednesday, August 16, 2006 3:57:00 PM) : 

Karl,

I want to be a Junior Birdman too! What about my grant?!

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Wednesday, August 16, 2006 4:05:00 PM) : 

Shporty, Mein veel wrassle you for eet!

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Wednesday, August 16, 2006 6:46:00 PM) : 

Hi, everyone. I really like this site! Only one problem, I can't understand what you guys are saying when you make posts in "germanspeak." I like to read quickly when visiting blogs, and you make it so I have to stop and figure out what each word is before moving to the next one. I'm sure it was funny the first or second time, but using it for every post is downright annoying. Can you go back to speaking regular English? I came here via Jesus General's blog...

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Thursday, August 17, 2006 5:58:00 AM) : 

Vot, um, Cherman?

Mein ist shpeaking Anglish! Chust because mein Anglish eesn't as gut as yours, at LEAST mein signs mein name to mein posts!

Vy do you hate eemigrants zo????

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Thursday, August 17, 2006 4:15:00 PM) : 

Carl,

Anonymous has a point. I'll give you English lessons after our Spartan wrestling match this Friday.

O.K.? O.K.!

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Friday, August 18, 2006 9:40:00 AM) : 

Shporty,

Zu promeesed to give me der Greek after our wrestling....

 

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