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Friday, August 04, 2006

Lendink Ein Hand

LONDON (Reuters) - Hundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe's first "Masturb*te-a-thon," a leading British reproductive healthcare charity said Friday.

Marie Stopes International, which is hosting the event with H*V/A*DS charity the Terrence Higgins Trust, said it expected up to 200 people to attend the sponsored masturbation session in Clerkenwell, central London, Saturday.

"It is a bit of a publicity stunt but we hope it will raise awareness," a Marie Stopes spokeswoman told Reuters.

"We want to get people talking about safer s*x, masturb*tion and to lift taboos."

Participants, who have to be over 18, can bring any aids they need and can take part in four different rooms -- a comfort area, a mixed area, along with men and women only areas.

However, the rules on the event's Web site states there can be no touching of other participants nor are people allowed to fake org*sms.

"The amount you raise will be determined by how many minutes you masturb*te and/or how many org*sms you achieve," the Web site said.
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Blogger Sporty said ... (Friday, August 04, 2006 11:47:00 AM) : 

Now, how pathetic would you have to be if you had to fake an orgasm during masturbation?

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Friday, August 04, 2006 12:27:00 PM) : 

I fake orgasms during masturbation all the time. I like to keep myself on my toes.

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Friday, August 04, 2006 12:37:00 PM) : 

Thanks for answering the question, Richie!

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Friday, August 04, 2006 1:05:00 PM) : 

It's not pathetic, Sporty. I just like to play hard to get.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Friday, August 04, 2006 1:43:00 PM) : 

For a real treat masturbating, first sit on your hand to make it numb.

Oh yeah. and wear red nail polish.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Friday, August 04, 2006 2:11:00 PM) : 

Mein freunds, der orgasms are vot pay off der pledges.

You know...Pledges, ast een "polishing der dolphin"?

 

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