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Monday, August 07, 2006

Mein Might Shtart Goink Beck To Church!

BOSTON, Mass. -- One of the last places a man can enjoy a safe, guilt-free and uninhibited evening of sexy entertainment is the strip joint. That refuge, however, may be coming to an end as the Catholic Church has begun installing confession booths inside gentlemen's clubs.

"When they first told me they were going to put a confession booth in here, I assumed they were joking," recalled Joe Sharkey, owner of Boston's Hot Foxx strip club. "It turns out the joke was on me.

"They said if I didn't allow the confession booth to be installed, they'd organize a citywide boycott and would work to get my liquor license suspended.

"I decided it was less trouble to just let them put the darn thing in."

Similar scenes have occurred throughout the city. Manned by local priests, the booths cater to both the male customers and the female strippers.

"At first, the customers mainly complained about it," Sharkey said.

"But as soon as the church 'suggested' we offer a 25 percent discount for anybody who used the confession booth, it became very popular."

"Truth be told, it saves me time visiting the confession booth in church," admitted Bob P., "so I'm killing two birds with one stone."
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Blogger Carl said ... (Monday, August 07, 2006 1:48:00 PM) : 

Mein mean, more often...

 

Blogger Johnny moo moo said ... (Monday, August 07, 2006 4:42:00 PM) : 

Strippers disgust me...I like a gal who enjoys a picnic and a glass of wine at the beach/park on a Sunday afternoon.



"Forgive me Lord for I have sinned. My inability to control the testosterone you have supplied me with is immoral. I hope to improve my disgusting behavior by seeking inner beauty only, thus I may stop viewing those beautiful, bouncy, milkers."

 

Blogger Johnny moo moo said ... (Monday, August 07, 2006 4:47:00 PM) : 

"An atheist who lives by love is saved by his faith in the God whose existence (under that name) he denies." - - William Temple (1881-1944)

Anyone agree?

 

Blogger Ziegfreid said ... (Monday, August 07, 2006 4:48:00 PM) : 

I vant my lap danz...re I meenz confezzional mitt zizter ..Trixie

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Monday, August 07, 2006 5:28:00 PM) : 

Johnny moo moo said...
Strippers disgust me...I like a gal who enjoys a picnic and a glass of wine at the beach/park on a Sunday afternoon.


Jah, Johnnie, ve all vant dat type of girl.

Mein chust vants her mit der big boobs who ist unafraid of mein lookink at dem.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Monday, August 07, 2006 5:29:00 PM) : 

Jah, Ziggy! Mein ist t'inking dat Bushty Rhymes ist der gal for me! She's zits in der confessional mit der titzen flapping vile mein gets saved...

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Tuesday, August 08, 2006 10:46:00 AM) : 

All yawl keep talking 'bout titties and God like they should be in the same sentence! That's disturbin yawl. Now Johnny moomoo, I don't know what that there sayin means. If you's an atheist, you love satan and your goin straight to double-H-toothpick HELL.

I ain't too crazy bout you smokin so young neither. Leave that to us older folk. Babies smoke too fast, too, looks like. That just got to be expensive!

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Tuesday, August 08, 2006 11:14:00 AM) : 

Bless me father for I have sinned, er, am sinning ... oops, there's another one!

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Tuesday, August 08, 2006 11:31:00 AM) : 

Betty Cho,

Zu know how mein is allus saying "mein gott" ven zu takes off your titzlinger!!!!

 

Blogger Johnny moo moo said ... (Tuesday, August 08, 2006 7:02:00 PM) : 

Miss Goering said

"I ain't too crazy bout you smokin so young neither. Leave that to us older folk."


My appearence is merely an illusion; Oil of Olay keeps my skin soft, smooth, and younger looking.....not to mention the Molson's!

As for going to hell, it does seem a certain celiberal has reserved a spot for me on the bottom grill of the fish fry.

Wonder if the bazonga's down there are smokin red hot?

 

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