Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
(Ann) Coulter and (Al) Franken engaged in a public debate at The Connecticut Forum in 2004. In the scene (from the film, Al Franken: God Spoke) they briefly argue about the late Minnesota senator Paul Wellstone, then they're asked a question about which historical figure they would like to be. Coulter says FDR, so she could never introduce the New Deal. Al Franken quickly and easily decimates her with his answer - he'd be Hitler, so he could stop the Holocaust.
See that, folks? Al Franken admits that he would like to be Hitler. Ann Coulter wins again!