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Monday, August 14, 2006

The Single Root of the Mideast Wars


In June, Huda Ghalia single-handedly forced Israel to invade come into Gaza in tanks and artillery units by manipulating the international press into thinking her family had been killed on a beach with two other unrelated Death Cultists (while 73 other Death Cultists were injured). New evidence now points to this single 10-year-old girl as the cause of the war disturbance in Lebanon also.

Consider this - when he was our enemy, Moamar Khaddafi's name was variously reported as Qaddhafi, Qaddafi, Gaddafi, Kaddafi, Khadafy, Qadhafi, Qadaffi, and Gadaffi and even Qadhdhafi - and that is just his last name. His first name has been spelled Muammer, Moammar, Muammar and even Mu'ammar. But, now that he is our ally in the fight against terror, his name is spelled Moammar El-Gadhafi by almost everyone. Hezbollah, that dastardly terrorist organization which has slaughtered tens of millions of innocent Israelis, is spelled Hizbulla, Hezbullah, Hezbollah, Hiz b'Allah, Hez b'Allah, Hezbollad or Hazbollah. So, it's is obvious that terrorist individuals and organizations have multiple name spellings.

Now, back to Houda. Her name has been reported as: Huda Ghalya, Hadil Ghalia, Huda Ghalia and Houda Ghalia. Obviously, the variety in names means she is a terrorist mastermind the likes of which we haven't seen since El-Gadhafi was terrorizing his country the world! Of course Israel had to invade Lebanon.

Now we just have to find out what this 10-year-old of pure evil was doing in 2003 to cause the Iraq War.
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Blogger Freedom Fan said ... (Monday, August 14, 2006 10:59:00 AM) : 

I just think it's awful the way the blood-thirsty Israelis intentionally target peace-loving Palestinians for no reason other than pure spite.

First the Israelis pull all their settlers out of Gaza, but this is merely a trick. Later they go back without provocation, and purposely kill innocent Palestinian fun-lovers roasting marshmallows and wienies on the beach. Fortunately, the Pallywood film crews were on hand to quickly capture this outrage for the entire world to witness.

The gentle Palestinian Muslims just want to live in peace with their Jewish brothers. Stop the madness! Let the Palestinians have their homeland and all the terror around the world will immediately cease.

Also George Bush is a nazi for cutting off billions of funding from Palestine just because they elected that humanitarian organization, hamas, to run the country. So everyone be sure to vote for hillary for President.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Monday, August 14, 2006 11:16:00 AM) : 

Freedom Fan said...
I just think it's awful the way the blood-thirsty Israelis intentionally target peace-loving Palestinians for no reason other than pure spite.


Ve shupport der Israelis, you Islamocommiemoonbatnutcasemoran!

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Monday, August 14, 2006 12:54:00 PM) : 

FF,

We have tried to coax your head-case moonbat craziness back to some semblence of sanity, but it just isn't working, is it?

You have no idea how annoying it is to research a late-breaking, über-patriotic journalisticish article like this and then have you spoil it with your deranged moonbat lunatic ramblings in the comments!

You would be wise to heed Carl's words: Ve shupport der Israelis, you Islamocommiemoonbatnutcasemoran!

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Monday, August 14, 2006 1:19:00 PM) : 

Emfascist on der "moran"...

 

Blogger Ziegfreid said ... (Monday, August 14, 2006 1:43:00 PM) : 

Ze fawn ist off hez medz, und is ein bissen hohlköpfig, entschuldigen herr bitte.

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Monday, August 14, 2006 2:44:00 PM) : 

Ziegfried,

You, a good green fascist, are asking for forgiveness for someone?! How consistent is that?!?!

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Monday, August 14, 2006 4:09:00 PM) : 

Freedom Fan ... what kind of Islamofascist troll name is that anyhow?

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Monday, August 14, 2006 4:32:00 PM) : 

Jah, ve are not fans of freedom! Ve vant to take freedom und shtick eet een ein leetle box und safe it for der fuzhure!

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Monday, August 14, 2006 5:59:00 PM) : 

Karl,

Freedom Fan blows. Or maybe sucks. Or both.

 

Blogger Freedom Fan said ... (Monday, August 14, 2006 9:20:00 PM) : 

I wish I could quit you, Greek sport lover.

 

Blogger clif said ... (Monday, August 14, 2006 11:05:00 PM) : 

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Blogger Ziegfreid said ... (Monday, August 14, 2006 11:06:00 PM) : 

Schporzty, mein muther zaid I neezed und goodz deed tozay. Zo I azked fur furgibnezz fer der faun in hopez zat reichminister karl mightz zend to hab heez mind kleenz und dried outz

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Tuesday, August 15, 2006 7:54:00 AM) : 

Fan,

I keep telling you - I am NOT gay!

 

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