Valiant G-Men Lose Sight of Eleven Egyptian Islamofascists! (Updated)
 Eleven of seventeen male Egyptian students bound for an English language and culture program in Montana never showed up for it. The group flew in to Kennedy airport in New York City on July 29th, and the eleven young rabid terrorists went missing shortly after. Gallant FBI officers issued an announcement on August 5th, holding off for a week so as to not create fear in the hearts of our womenfolk. The eleven Islamoterrorists range in age from 17 to 21, and all had valid student visas. As if that is going to protect us from their evil! The FBI, always thinking the best of people, hopes the students are looking for work in NYC and are not terrorists at all, but we know better. Their bulletin to law enforcement agencies states, "At the present time there are no known associations to any terrorist groups. Approach with caution." UPDATE at 08/09/06 06:27:51 pm Two of the students turned themselves in to authorities in New Jersey in an obvious plot to confuse us into thinking they are not terrorists. Another was arrested in Minneapolis in a relative's house. Likely story! As if terrorists even have families! UPDATE at 08/10/06 6:00:14 pm Three more of the students have been arrested. Two were arrested in Dundalk, Maryland and one was arrested at Chicago O'Hare airport after trying to book a flight to Montana. Nice try, Ahmed! |
posted by Sporty at 8:50 PM
Comments on "Valiant G-Men Lose Sight of Eleven Egyptian Islamofascists! (Updated)"
Egyptians are cool with the pyramid schemes and sphinx moths and stuff. And hey, who doesn't like to "walk like an Egyptian".
C'mon they're harmless.
But personally, I don't trust the Amish.
Your Homeland Security tax dollars at work.
Fawn, zu dost not trust der Amish?
Zey are Chermans, sir, und deservink of your complete und total obedience!
Jah, MizzC, der DHS vould neffair lose der Gyptian terrorismists, eet vuz der leeberals at der FBI vot lost dese terrorisismists...
Carl,
You're vewy strange, but I hafta admit ya kinda grow on me. LOL.
Ze eggyiptions vere juzt a bit lozt...dey found zome of dem in minnizota...der eggyiptions canz't read noz mapz.....But maybez dey vere lookink at der deutches frauliens der
Zo, Fawn, zu don't belief der Amish is Cherman????
Vy do you hate Amerika zo?
Best regards from NY!
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