Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
The Marine Corps is activating its ready reserve, tapping a pool of thousands of reservists who haven't volunteered for upcoming deployments. The Marine Corps faces a shortfall of about 1,200 Marines with specific skills in units slated to deploy. Until now, all slots left empty by active duty Marines have been filled by volunteers. Most Marines sign up for one four-year tour, but it includes a total eight-year commitment. Many opt for a four-year stint in the rarely tapped ready reserve, which involves certifying as fit for duty once a year while they work or go to school.
Why the hell haven't these Marines volunteered to go to Iraq and Afghanistan? Don't they know we're winning? Why don't these Marines support the troops? I demand answers!