Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
HOUSTON (Reuters) - Andrew Fastow, whose financial wizardry was exposed as fakery and theft in the Enron Corp. collapse, was sentenced to six years in prison Tuesday -- four years less than provided in his 2004 plea agreement.
HA! Dis Enron Corporporation vuz der leading campaign financial for der Fuhr--mein mean, der President's selection campaign in 2000.
Dis sentence represents a 40% savings for der company's chief financial officer, und is indicative of how well der Bush tax cuts have helped der common men in America!