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Monday, September 18, 2006

How To Keel Liberals

LAGOS, Nigeria - A Nigerian murder suspect accused of killing his brother with an axe told police investigators he actually attacked a goat, which was only later magically transformed into his sibling's corpse, officials said Thursday.

The man, whose name wasn't released, offered police his explanation after his arrest on Tuesday in the death of his brother the previous day at Isseluku village in southern Nigeria.

"He said that the goats were on his farm and he tried to chase them away. When one wouldn't move, he attacked it with an axe. He said it then turned into his brother," Police Commissioner Udom Ekpoudom told the Associated Press.
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Blogger pissed off patricia said ... (Monday, September 18, 2006 12:48:00 PM) : 

Man, that guy had a bad trip!

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Monday, September 18, 2006 12:59:00 PM) : 

I think the white version of that would be to tell the police that God turned the goat into your brother... or is it turned your brother into the goat.

Now I'm all confused.

 

Anonymous Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said ... (Monday, September 18, 2006 4:17:00 PM) : 

Great. Now every defense attorney in the country will be floating the "goat defense!"

If there's one thing I hate more than Nigerian axe murderers, it's trial lawyers!

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Tuesday, September 19, 2006 11:03:00 AM) : 

How come when I hack up a possum it just stays a possum? Why cain't it end up some mofo librual or a nice pork?

Life ain't fair yawl.

 

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