Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
Is there nothing that these Islamo-(insert-thing-here)s won't do to destroy our freedom and the freedom of our allies? We stand with Brazil and her right to defend herself, and that's why we need to bomb Iran.
If the Islamobrazilians didn't do this, there's only one other explanation: Bill Clinton's penis has maimed another innocent woman.