Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
I have spent the entire morning in silent commemoration of those killed and injured when Saddam Hussein ordered his minions onto those jets to destroy our way of life and bring the extremist fight to our shores.
I remember the horror of that morning because it was well before I had purchased my panic room. And, at that time, I was not sure that I would have been secure from an airliner crash in my mother's basement. It just goes to show how much we have learned in the past 5 years about staying safe.
Where were you on that fateful morning? What did you think? Let us know in comments.