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Friday, September 22, 2006

"Scientists" makin up new stories with new bones

What's up with them people in Utah, yawl? I think it's the new place where mofo librual scientists hide and make old "dinosore" plaster of paris bones so they can mess with our minds.

Hey, lookit, scientists. The world is only 6,000 years old like it says in the Holy Bible and you can even ask President Bush about it, and he'll tell you so, because he was appointed by God, and you have to know these things to become President. It's blasfemy to even question it. So quit making little dinosore "bones" in your little labs underground and spreading 'em around just to dig up later! No one is interested in your stupid games. Us religious folks ain't so stupid that we cain't see right through it, yawl.

These are the guys who claim the world is BILLIONS of years old! That sure makes Betty Jo laugh her fool ass off. Nothing is that old. It's higher than we can count, so it obviously cain't be the true truth.

Don't worry. These scientist fools will be uncovered for what they is: LIARS. All they have to do is read the Intelligent Design report and they'll see the REAL true truth.
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Blogger Sporty said ... (Friday, September 22, 2006 6:07:00 PM) : 

Right on, Betty Jo!

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Friday, September 22, 2006 6:09:00 PM) : 

Betty Cho,

Dose dinosaurs died ven dey missed Noah's Ark! Vy do scientists mees dat leetle fect ven dey talk about vy dey died off???

 

Blogger Freedom Fan said ... (Friday, September 22, 2006 9:08:00 PM) : 

These scientist fools will be uncovered for what they is: LIARS. All they have to do is read the Intelligent Design report and they'll see the REAL true truth.
-Betty Jo

I agree, Betty Jo obviously God took his giant finger and produced Adam and Steve...er Eve.

These goofy "scientists" believe that a series of millions of successively beneficial random mutations are responsible for taking some blue-green algae and producing the amazing genius of Albert Einstein or the inimitable wisdom of Michael Moore or the sublime beauty of Rosie O'Donnell.

Almost all random mutations decrease an organism's chance of survival whereas each random mutation in succession would necessarily need to increase the organism's chance of survival in order for evolution to occur, but hey, according to these "scientists" all it takes is a little time. What bunk.

Have we ever observed once species mutating into another? Not just fruit flies developing red eyes or dogs developing pointy ears, but say goats becoming giraffes? No we have not. Although we have observed Jim Jeffords evolving from a Republican into an independent, it's still not quite the same.

I agree: they is liars indeed.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Saturday, September 23, 2006 6:16:00 AM) : 

These goofy "scientists" believe that a series of millions of successively beneficial random mutations are responsible for taking some blue-green algae and producing the amazing genius of Albert Einstein or the inimitable wisdom of Michael Moore or the sublime beauty of Rosie O'Donnell.

In your case, Herr Fawn, dey might haff ein point.

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Saturday, September 23, 2006 3:34:00 PM) : 

That's right Carl. But I think Noah wouldn't let them dinosaurs on his ark 'cause they'd chew up all the little critters.

What's freedom fan talkin about yawl?

 

Blogger Pinwheel Eye said ... (Sunday, September 24, 2006 2:09:00 PM) : 

Ew. I can't believe someone brought the vile Rosie O'Donnell into the discussion. Well, I'm going to have nightmares now.

I've long been leery of these fake "Darwinesque" theories scientists like to toss about. All the history we need to know is provided in the bible. If these loonies would just accept that, the world would be a better place.

 

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